Move over governmental rage, it's time for technology rage!
OK, so Windows Vista... meant to be faster, slicker, more utterly exciting and life changing than XP, but NOTHING FUCKING WELL WORKS ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluetooth dongle: known compatibility issues. Memory stick. Nuh uh. FUCKING CAMERA: 'I can't see a camera. No camera here'. 'It's plugged in your side, all ready to go'. 'What? *plugs ears with little computery fingers* La la la la la la la la la'
So that's my laptop, though I would like to thank it for deeming to allow me to post and surf the net, though this privilege may be repealed at any time so it's a good job I'm 60wpm. Sitting next to the laptop sniggering conspiratorially is my phone. Which has never blotted its copybook before, but now for some reason keeps freezing and crashing. I hate it! Hate it! Damn its eyes!
Maybe I should just plug the phone into the laptop and watch the clash of the Titans as they battle each other for arkwardness-supremacy.
Oh, and modern cars. Yes I'm bitter about crashing the Golf, and no car was ever going to take it's place, but I'm getting a little tired of the BM thinking it knows better than I do. Don't bleep at me, I know I've left my lights on I'm not a fucking imbecile, I'll turn them off if you give me a motherfucking second to make sure the handbrake's on because I'm sure as hell you're not clever enough not to roll backwards down the bastard hill like some kind of idiot. And immobilize when I say immobilize, not just when you feel you might be in peril. I'm not trying to steal you, I fucking own you, your blue German ass is mine, here's the log book, look. Here's my bank statement with a clear path to overdrawness caused by your good self. Just start, I need to go somewhere.
ETA: Everyone who knows me IRL please don't get mad if I don't text / answer my phone, it's not working
OK, so Windows Vista... meant to be faster, slicker, more utterly exciting and life changing than XP, but NOTHING FUCKING WELL WORKS ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bluetooth dongle: known compatibility issues. Memory stick. Nuh uh. FUCKING CAMERA: 'I can't see a camera. No camera here'. 'It's plugged in your side, all ready to go'. 'What? *plugs ears with little computery fingers* La la la la la la la la la'
So that's my laptop, though I would like to thank it for deeming to allow me to post and surf the net, though this privilege may be repealed at any time so it's a good job I'm 60wpm. Sitting next to the laptop sniggering conspiratorially is my phone. Which has never blotted its copybook before, but now for some reason keeps freezing and crashing. I hate it! Hate it! Damn its eyes!
Maybe I should just plug the phone into the laptop and watch the clash of the Titans as they battle each other for arkwardness-supremacy.
Oh, and modern cars. Yes I'm bitter about crashing the Golf, and no car was ever going to take it's place, but I'm getting a little tired of the BM thinking it knows better than I do. Don't bleep at me, I know I've left my lights on I'm not a fucking imbecile, I'll turn them off if you give me a motherfucking second to make sure the handbrake's on because I'm sure as hell you're not clever enough not to roll backwards down the bastard hill like some kind of idiot. And immobilize when I say immobilize, not just when you feel you might be in peril. I'm not trying to steal you, I fucking own you, your blue German ass is mine, here's the log book, look. Here's my bank statement with a clear path to overdrawness caused by your good self. Just start, I need to go somewhere.
ETA: Everyone who knows me IRL please don't get mad if I don't text / answer my phone, it's not working
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Yes crashes suck, especially when i can find my driving licence to get a hire car, i dont know if i have packed it up and shipped it over already !!