So Ive been behaving atrociously lately, big deal! I just know someday it will bite me on the ass to play up like this but for now, Its killer.
So its the holidays. This means work is 500 time busier and 10000 times more fun (hahahha I nearly typed funner) Last night was a prime example. the other girls at work get flustered by constant and very fucking demanding customers. I on the other hand... eg... guy comes up for a jack daniels can. I didnt have any in the bar, couldnt find any in the bottle shop. Guy cracks the shits and starts shouting. I yell back "KEEP YA FUCKIN SHIRT ON AND HAVE A FUCKIN STUBBIE!!!!" this promptly settles the matter and results in massive applause through the bar. I am constantly shouting dirty talking, rough as guts rockin barmaid. when everyone else is sittin back havin a spell, Im usually the one watching midget porn on some guys mobile. Im also the one, that cant resist the smorgasbord of guys that come though, and occassionally like to take them home. Like last night. But come on!!! you should have seen him... some scruffy model from Melbourne, probably twice y hight haha but man, MEEeeeOOOooowwww.... mind you, once I was over it I promptly made a lame excuse and left. the thing that really makes me cringe is the last thing I said was " seeya at Happy hour mate" Fuck! I really am appalling
Its weird as fuck. I managed to squeeze in a proper social life at another pub in Cobram, and evry person wanted to talk to me, dance with ("Fuck off mate I dont dance to pop songs from 1994") and pick me up. one guy asked me if id like to duck outside for a Fuck HA! the nerve! What I liked about it was after all these years of not being much liked and tyring to be who I though people wanted me to be, Im being myself to an intolerable level, and people love it! My boss frequently shakes his head at my Behaviour, but he wouldnt have me any other way. Like me occassionally breaking into black metal songs at a deafening level, or ringing the happy hour bell for so long and so loud your ears ring. Im tellin ya, the tip jars have never been so full. I love my job
My boys Airbourne have released their new album "Runnin Wild" Go fuckin get it and see them play because these fellas are gonna be Huge. Ive seen them 3 times ( and shared in some backstage *cough* Festivities) and it gets better every time. theyre young hot as fuck and are the personification of aussie rock. If you like Wolfmother, get a life. If you like Rose Tattoo and ACDC, get Airbournes album and come party with me!
Ummm, oh. the shoot I did a while ago is about to be released in the new soft core mens magazine version of Penthouse in October! Best part is I was wearing a celtic frost shirt, and I was pissed as a cunt and threw up during the interview. Rock n roll.
anyway thats all I can think of thats of great interest, just the usual breaking hearts and destroying livers haha!
So its the holidays. This means work is 500 time busier and 10000 times more fun (hahahha I nearly typed funner) Last night was a prime example. the other girls at work get flustered by constant and very fucking demanding customers. I on the other hand... eg... guy comes up for a jack daniels can. I didnt have any in the bar, couldnt find any in the bottle shop. Guy cracks the shits and starts shouting. I yell back "KEEP YA FUCKIN SHIRT ON AND HAVE A FUCKIN STUBBIE!!!!" this promptly settles the matter and results in massive applause through the bar. I am constantly shouting dirty talking, rough as guts rockin barmaid. when everyone else is sittin back havin a spell, Im usually the one watching midget porn on some guys mobile. Im also the one, that cant resist the smorgasbord of guys that come though, and occassionally like to take them home. Like last night. But come on!!! you should have seen him... some scruffy model from Melbourne, probably twice y hight haha but man, MEEeeeOOOooowwww.... mind you, once I was over it I promptly made a lame excuse and left. the thing that really makes me cringe is the last thing I said was " seeya at Happy hour mate" Fuck! I really am appalling
Its weird as fuck. I managed to squeeze in a proper social life at another pub in Cobram, and evry person wanted to talk to me, dance with ("Fuck off mate I dont dance to pop songs from 1994") and pick me up. one guy asked me if id like to duck outside for a Fuck HA! the nerve! What I liked about it was after all these years of not being much liked and tyring to be who I though people wanted me to be, Im being myself to an intolerable level, and people love it! My boss frequently shakes his head at my Behaviour, but he wouldnt have me any other way. Like me occassionally breaking into black metal songs at a deafening level, or ringing the happy hour bell for so long and so loud your ears ring. Im tellin ya, the tip jars have never been so full. I love my job
My boys Airbourne have released their new album "Runnin Wild" Go fuckin get it and see them play because these fellas are gonna be Huge. Ive seen them 3 times ( and shared in some backstage *cough* Festivities) and it gets better every time. theyre young hot as fuck and are the personification of aussie rock. If you like Wolfmother, get a life. If you like Rose Tattoo and ACDC, get Airbournes album and come party with me!
Ummm, oh. the shoot I did a while ago is about to be released in the new soft core mens magazine version of Penthouse in October! Best part is I was wearing a celtic frost shirt, and I was pissed as a cunt and threw up during the interview. Rock n roll.
anyway thats all I can think of thats of great interest, just the usual breaking hearts and destroying livers haha!
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Ummm, oh. the shoot I did a while ago is about to be released in the new soft core mens magazine version of Penthouse in October!
I NEVER buy mens magazines - but for this I might make an exception.