Four day weekend weee-whooo!
My mother is a black belt in guilt and wants me to go visit the family this weekend, but I don't think so!
My boy and I got a date tomorrow... We're going to ingest

, walk around, play with the puppy and drink booze all day!
he sucks and i genuinely think he will never find happiness and while that is unbelievably sad in general- i hope he is fully aware of it the entire time.
shit, that was evil of me...
also, check my journal update- you will roll laughing
also, sephora is loaded out the ying yang.
yes, i am a product whore of a mass magnitude.