mishou

Happy Friday kids!

I've had a fairly decent week. You guys may hear from me infrequently because I'm still using my ex's computer. He's moving out at the end of the month though. Then I will have my computer up and i will post you all sorts of ridiculous pictures. And you will finally get to behold the wonderment that is my puppy.

Highlight of...
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I thought I should interact with other humans...

So I hung out with friends last night and we watched Death Race 2000.

Great fucking movie kids!!!

It's got David Carradine, Sly Stallone, gratuitous cleavage shots, blue eye shadow and people flipping over the hoods of cars. What's not to like here people???

Favorite Line:
"Winning is the only remaining standard of excellence."

Damn straight.

I thought of a good metaphor for my life.

My life is like a snowglobe...

All of the snow was at the bottom of the globe totally still. Hadn't been touched in years. Everything looked perfect. A thin film had formed on everything though...

Well, I just picked the snowglobe of my life up and shook it real hard.

All is well though folks!!!

Don't...
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Stella is totally fine now and is as crazy as ever!

Many thanks to all the people who expressed concern for her!!!

So enough about the sick puppy already...

Today was a beautiful day, so I decided to prune my geraniums. Dejajeva is that considered a girly activity? OK, so I guess I am a bit girly.

While I was sweeping the porch afterward, I...
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first off, thanks so much to all the people who wished me a happy birthday!!!

i don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything, but my birthday blew...

i took my 4 month old boston terrier puppy stella (aka dogface killa) to the vet and she had an allergic reaction to the rabbies shot.

i looked over and her face was swelling. i mean it was...
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Tomorrow is my birthday and I could either piss and moan about how old I'm going to be...

OR I could bring the sexy!

None other than my fellow ram... Al Green!!!

I'm a Ram:

drive on
until i get there
i think i'll drive on
until i get there
cuz i'm a Ram yes i am
and i know just what to do
i...
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Note to self: Do not workout after taking Xanax.

Sunday damn you!

Why do you come so damn fast! You have all the promise of a true day off, but you leave me with the lingering dread of Monday.

I was sitting at my parent's Easter family dinner...

Eating the super white bread standard Easter dinner of ham and scalloped potatoes.
(I talked to 2 other white bread people and they had the same exact meal!!!)

When I looked to my right I saw my father with all his 1940's WW2 tattoos and the expression of someone who's seen everything. When I looked to...
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