My typical week day:
Get up at 0400. Hope and pray I can get the puppy outside before he does his business inside. Brush teeth, shave, drink tea. Take puppy out again and put him in the crate. 40-50 min drive to work. Do nothing at work except get pissed off. 50-60 min drive home(unless there is an accident like today, then it's 60-90 mins.) Try and get the puppy outside before he goes in the house and fail miserably. Spend the rest of my night(all 3-4 hours of it) trying to keep the cats and dog apart, keep the dog from going in the house, keep the dog from chewing everything( and fail miserably). My only conversation during this consists of, "Stop that! Put that down! Leave the cat alone! Stop chewing on that!" Get ready for bed all the while watching the dog. Go to bed and hope and pray that the dog doesn't do his business in the bed. And fail miserably.
My typical week end:
Same as above without the work part.
I love my cats and dog. I hate my life.
Get up at 0400. Hope and pray I can get the puppy outside before he does his business inside. Brush teeth, shave, drink tea. Take puppy out again and put him in the crate. 40-50 min drive to work. Do nothing at work except get pissed off. 50-60 min drive home(unless there is an accident like today, then it's 60-90 mins.) Try and get the puppy outside before he goes in the house and fail miserably. Spend the rest of my night(all 3-4 hours of it) trying to keep the cats and dog apart, keep the dog from going in the house, keep the dog from chewing everything( and fail miserably). My only conversation during this consists of, "Stop that! Put that down! Leave the cat alone! Stop chewing on that!" Get ready for bed all the while watching the dog. Go to bed and hope and pray that the dog doesn't do his business in the bed. And fail miserably.
My typical week end:
Same as above without the work part.
I love my cats and dog. I hate my life.
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misfit762:
Oh and did I mention that I'm covered in doggy drool?
misfit762:
And the depression, anxiety, dizziness, migraines, vertigo, nausea, panic attacks, anger.