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When Christians speak of their relationship with God, they seem completely fucking crazy to me. Just imagine if instead of "God", they said "Ernie".

I was reading this article when I realized they're wasting their time, as God has no control over computers.

I don't understand why Christians have to "Evangelize". It's annoying, and even the word is kind of scary. It has occured to me in the past that all these people really do is push people away. Someone once told me, "this way people know we're here!" Jesus Christ, give us some credit, man. We're heathens, not retards.

Anyway, next time you're virtually pinned down by an evangelist on a street corner in Tuscon, remember: "Jesus died for your sins, bro!"