hey everyone...
i've got a good Taco Bell story for ya ~ so, i always get t.b. on the way home from work on saturday nights, and i'm sitting a few cars back in the drive-thru lane bored out of my skull. well, you know the drill -- you sit there and wait for fucking ever while all the drunks try to navigate the narrow drive-thru lane. Finally, it's down to one car in front of me and i'm like "Yes!".... it's this guy in a humongous truck. I wait and wait, and he's not moving. So, i start honking and yelling out the window.... the dude will NOT move. Then, i notice there's a state trooper in line behind me. Thankfully, Epstein had picked me up from work that night, so he was in the car with me. He got out and went up to the truck, and he said the guy was totally slumped over in his seat. What a dickweed! i mean, who the hell gets so drunk that you pass out at Taco Bell??
Anyway, he goes up to the trooper and tells him the truck's not moving. This cop looked like he was 12 - fresh out of high school, or something. Well, he goes up to the guy's window and knocks on it with his flashlight... the guy sits up and wigs out. He opened his driver's side door, and then started to drive away at the same time. the cop just stood there while he commenced to drive sort-of through the drive-thru lane. he fuckin bumped up over the cement guards on his way out and sped off in a big hurry. He was soooo lucky that cop was green, cuz he would've been off to jail in a hurry if it was anybody else.... I laughed my ass off forever after that. it was probably one of the dumbest things i have EVER seen!
I hope everyone in the area stops out to the bar tonight! ERADICATOR is organizing the little outing, so if anyone in the area still wants to go and doesn't know about it... just ask him or me and we'll give you directions and details.
Well, that's all for now...
love to you all
i've got a good Taco Bell story for ya ~ so, i always get t.b. on the way home from work on saturday nights, and i'm sitting a few cars back in the drive-thru lane bored out of my skull. well, you know the drill -- you sit there and wait for fucking ever while all the drunks try to navigate the narrow drive-thru lane. Finally, it's down to one car in front of me and i'm like "Yes!".... it's this guy in a humongous truck. I wait and wait, and he's not moving. So, i start honking and yelling out the window.... the dude will NOT move. Then, i notice there's a state trooper in line behind me. Thankfully, Epstein had picked me up from work that night, so he was in the car with me. He got out and went up to the truck, and he said the guy was totally slumped over in his seat. What a dickweed! i mean, who the hell gets so drunk that you pass out at Taco Bell??
Anyway, he goes up to the trooper and tells him the truck's not moving. This cop looked like he was 12 - fresh out of high school, or something. Well, he goes up to the guy's window and knocks on it with his flashlight... the guy sits up and wigs out. He opened his driver's side door, and then started to drive away at the same time. the cop just stood there while he commenced to drive sort-of through the drive-thru lane. he fuckin bumped up over the cement guards on his way out and sped off in a big hurry. He was soooo lucky that cop was green, cuz he would've been off to jail in a hurry if it was anybody else.... I laughed my ass off forever after that. it was probably one of the dumbest things i have EVER seen!
I hope everyone in the area stops out to the bar tonight! ERADICATOR is organizing the little outing, so if anyone in the area still wants to go and doesn't know about it... just ask him or me and we'll give you directions and details.
Well, that's all for now...
love to you all
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and it was fucking worth it, they look fantastic.