This is a conversation I just had with my mother:
Me: I'm hungry and I wanna watch something, but I don't know what I want to eat and I don't know what I want to watch.
Mom: Wow, sounds like you're having a major, some kind of whatever.
Me: Major, some kind of whatever? Wow, you're really informational!
Pause...
Me: I meant, informative! (Giggles)
Mom: I have a good case of informasation!
Informasation: noun: A disease, when you have a lot of information, and it just spills out everywhere. There's no control. Its kind of like Tourettes syndrome, only information comes flying out instead of swear words...
(Quote for quote, by my mother!)
Me: I'm hungry and I wanna watch something, but I don't know what I want to eat and I don't know what I want to watch.
Mom: Wow, sounds like you're having a major, some kind of whatever.
Me: Major, some kind of whatever? Wow, you're really informational!
Pause...
Me: I meant, informative! (Giggles)
Mom: I have a good case of informasation!
Informasation: noun: A disease, when you have a lot of information, and it just spills out everywhere. There's no control. Its kind of like Tourettes syndrome, only information comes flying out instead of swear words...
(Quote for quote, by my mother!)
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deuteranopia:
It's the least I could do for you after you've kept me entertained this evening. On that note, I do think it's time I hit the hay. And no bad dreams of Jesus forcing himself on me or being "touched by an angel."
mugglefucker:
Well Hello there! 