Figured it was a bit silly to start writing here without any sort of introduction. I guess this mindless survey is a solid primer to the current state of my psyche:
40 Questions...
1. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Grey/black plaid boxers
2. What are you listening to right now?
Mastodon, because I can't stop listening to Mastodon.
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
07
4. What was the last thing you ate?
Quarter Pounder. I hadn't had fast food in a couple weeks, so I don't feel all that guilty about it. McDonalds fries are too good.
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Red poop
6. How is the weather right now?
Cold but clear. Not bad.
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
A woman regarding a job.
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
General facial area, then boobies. Yeah, I said it.
9. Favorite type of Food?
Japanese BBQ.
10. Do you drink?
On occasion.
11. Do you smoke?
Nah.
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
Nope. I've glossed over certain details but no, I always remember pretty much everything.
13. Hair color?
Dark brown on the sides, pretty much nil on top. Fack.
14. Eye color?
Light brown-y
15. Do you wear contacts?
Tried that in high school. Turns out I'm retarded.
16. Single?
Mu-huh. Eh, you wouldn't want in on this shit anyway.
17. Favorite Month?
Smarch, 'cause its not a real month. Real months are for choads.
18. Have you ever cried for no reason?
No. I have a penis. Ooooh, take that womankind.
19. Last Movie you Watched?
Me and You and Everyone We Know. Twas bomb.
20. Favorite Day of the week?
Saturday = freedom.
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yeah, pretty much. Its a shitty character trait but eh.
22. Hugs or Kisses?
One followed by the other.
23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
'Nilla. I prefer mint though.
24. Do you want your friends to respond?
Not really. I would hope they'd have more important things to do.
25. Who is most likely to respond?
Some jagoff
26. Who is least likely to respond?
Any other jagoffs.
27. What books are you reading?
Alan Moore - Watchmen
Dostoyevski - The Idiot
John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy of Dunces
28. PIERCINGS
1 in the ol peehole.
29. Fav. Movie?
Currently Bottle Rocket
All-Time, probably Under Siege
30. Fav. baseball team?
Dude...
The Anaheim Angels
31. Any pets?
Two retarded cats. One of them sleeps on my bed, which is fine until she starts licking herself. It sounds like someone slogging through puddles while chewing with their mouth open. Thats when she goes outside.
32. AIM?
Yup. I prefer it to the phone actually. I hate the phone.
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
Little butter, more salt, but not too much. Butter is a finely walked-tightrope in regards to popcorn.
34. dogs or cats?
Dogs because they love you, no matter what kind of fuck-up you are. Cats because if you died at home, when they wheel you out of the house, the cat would be batting at your toe-tag, blissfully unaware of your passing. I enjoy that attitude.
35. fav. flower?
A girl's virginity. Or stargazer lillies.
36. Have you ever fired a gun?
Hell fuck yeah. Blam blam blam. Bullets all over the motherfuckin' place. Yee Haw! (crotch grab)
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
Car.
38. Right handed or left handed?
Left handed. You know how they say if you jack off with your other hand, its like someone else doing it? Yeah, it is, but its like someone else doing it badly.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Usually 2, although sometimes as many as 3.
40. Are you missing someone?
I'm always missing someone.
40 Questions...
1. What color underwear are you wearing right now?
Grey/black plaid boxers
2. What are you listening to right now?
Mastodon, because I can't stop listening to Mastodon.
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
07
4. What was the last thing you ate?
Quarter Pounder. I hadn't had fast food in a couple weeks, so I don't feel all that guilty about it. McDonalds fries are too good.
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Red poop
6. How is the weather right now?
Cold but clear. Not bad.
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
A woman regarding a job.
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
General facial area, then boobies. Yeah, I said it.
9. Favorite type of Food?
Japanese BBQ.
10. Do you drink?
On occasion.
11. Do you smoke?
Nah.
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
Nope. I've glossed over certain details but no, I always remember pretty much everything.
13. Hair color?
Dark brown on the sides, pretty much nil on top. Fack.
14. Eye color?
Light brown-y
15. Do you wear contacts?
Tried that in high school. Turns out I'm retarded.
16. Single?
Mu-huh. Eh, you wouldn't want in on this shit anyway.
17. Favorite Month?
Smarch, 'cause its not a real month. Real months are for choads.
18. Have you ever cried for no reason?
No. I have a penis. Ooooh, take that womankind.
19. Last Movie you Watched?
Me and You and Everyone We Know. Twas bomb.
20. Favorite Day of the week?
Saturday = freedom.
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yeah, pretty much. Its a shitty character trait but eh.
22. Hugs or Kisses?
One followed by the other.
23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
'Nilla. I prefer mint though.
24. Do you want your friends to respond?
Not really. I would hope they'd have more important things to do.
25. Who is most likely to respond?
Some jagoff
26. Who is least likely to respond?
Any other jagoffs.
27. What books are you reading?
Alan Moore - Watchmen
Dostoyevski - The Idiot
John Kennedy Toole - A Confederacy of Dunces
28. PIERCINGS
1 in the ol peehole.
29. Fav. Movie?
Currently Bottle Rocket
All-Time, probably Under Siege
30. Fav. baseball team?
Dude...
The Anaheim Angels
31. Any pets?
Two retarded cats. One of them sleeps on my bed, which is fine until she starts licking herself. It sounds like someone slogging through puddles while chewing with their mouth open. Thats when she goes outside.
32. AIM?
Yup. I prefer it to the phone actually. I hate the phone.
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
Little butter, more salt, but not too much. Butter is a finely walked-tightrope in regards to popcorn.
34. dogs or cats?
Dogs because they love you, no matter what kind of fuck-up you are. Cats because if you died at home, when they wheel you out of the house, the cat would be batting at your toe-tag, blissfully unaware of your passing. I enjoy that attitude.
35. fav. flower?
A girl's virginity. Or stargazer lillies.
36. Have you ever fired a gun?
Hell fuck yeah. Blam blam blam. Bullets all over the motherfuckin' place. Yee Haw! (crotch grab)
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
Car.
38. Right handed or left handed?
Left handed. You know how they say if you jack off with your other hand, its like someone else doing it? Yeah, it is, but its like someone else doing it badly.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Usually 2, although sometimes as many as 3.
40. Are you missing someone?
I'm always missing someone.