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I was thinking the other day, that people unfairly criticize the "farmer's tan." A farmers tan means you're outside, probably working. The full-body tan is a mark of the priviledged. Don't wag your burgeois, darkened finger at me and my bronze armed-white torsoed brethern. You're fashioning your own demise. Can someone say "French revolution?" Yeah, that's right. Its war, Tanny McBrowneye.

My new job is in a soul-crushing cubicle. So far, the soul is holding up. There's a Wahoo's close by. I think that may have something to do with it. Shit's delicious, man.

The Akron/Family record is probably the best record I listened to this year. Its freaky-folk type stuff, but basted with weird. Definitely worth a listen. Haven't really heard anything like it before. I don't know why I recommend music here. People don't usually care about that sort of thing.

On that note, download the song "Philapsychosis" by Ink & Dagger. That first time-change will break your neck. I've listened to that song 100 times and for some reason, it always surprises me. Thursday worshipped this band. This band is better than Thursday. Can you believe it!?*

*sarcasm.

You've got the money. I've got the soul. Can't be bought. Can't be owned.