I wonder why I write shit down on the internet. I wonder why anyone cares enough about my inane blathering. I wonder why I care enough to write it down for people to read. Its a bizarre compulsion that seems to be unique to this internet generation. Is it a gambit for attention? Yeah, probably. Oh well, fuck it. LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
I've been feeling really stale lately, out of touch. Its like a rear-view mirror. You flip that little switch on the bottom so headlights on the cars behind don't blind you. The layers of the mirror skew slightly and the strength of the light is dulled. I feel like I've been in that dulled, slightly shaded world. I'm offspeed while everyone else is hurling fastballs through life. Tell me I'm crazy.
They poked their noses through the past and said hello, then disappeared again. I'm all better now, I promise, sort of.
If I ever produce a children's show, I think I'm going to call it "Mooseknuckle Junction."
Interesting fact about Moose: Moose are incredibly near-sighted. There have been reports of Moose attempting to mate with automobiles, mistaking them for a potential mate. Or they just enjoy the singular sensation of their genitals on cold steel. Either way, a moose humping a car is a funny mental picture.
Sometimes I wish animals, instead of making the noises they make, said their names like Pokemon, then I remember what a guinea pig sounds like, so I change my mind.
I've been feeling really stale lately, out of touch. Its like a rear-view mirror. You flip that little switch on the bottom so headlights on the cars behind don't blind you. The layers of the mirror skew slightly and the strength of the light is dulled. I feel like I've been in that dulled, slightly shaded world. I'm offspeed while everyone else is hurling fastballs through life. Tell me I'm crazy.
They poked their noses through the past and said hello, then disappeared again. I'm all better now, I promise, sort of.
If I ever produce a children's show, I think I'm going to call it "Mooseknuckle Junction."
Interesting fact about Moose: Moose are incredibly near-sighted. There have been reports of Moose attempting to mate with automobiles, mistaking them for a potential mate. Or they just enjoy the singular sensation of their genitals on cold steel. Either way, a moose humping a car is a funny mental picture.
Sometimes I wish animals, instead of making the noises they make, said their names like Pokemon, then I remember what a guinea pig sounds like, so I change my mind.