So....my nemesis is coming back to haunt me in a months time. The year I've spent in bliss without her trying to get me sacked has been pretty good. I've established myself as the joker in the department, mainly because I felt free to actually express myself. Something I held back alot while she was around.
As much as I hate my job the time she has been absent on maternity leave has been amazing for me. It not only gave me a chance to escape from her but after HR and my boss took her side in an argument where her tears won (refer back to past blogs) and I was moved away from my colleagues, I managed to build a whole new friendship in the company. She wanted to send me far away, which my great HR team did (threatening me with the sack in the meantime....but only just), the only thing she never realised is that I'm not a bastard and the people she moved me to became great friends. She just loves herself too much and the thought of someone disliking her kills her. Since then, I love the people I work with.
But. she's coming back. And if I don't do what she expects, well, I'm a dead man! because she always wins.
And this is what she expects....believe me, I had mediation with this girl....she demanded I say hello and goodbye everyday to her. I do a general hello and goodbye, but no, I have to mention her. In mediation she complained about her recent birthday card, I signed Happy Birthday, Kev. ....Not good enough. I actually spent 10 mins arguing with her about this....It wasn't good enough....I ended up saying "what do you want me to say...Happy Fucking Easter!!!!"
And yeah, she's coming back. I'll carry on as I have done, but give it 2-3 weeks and I'll be called to HR....I may have coughed in an improper way....God knows.She wants me gone, and despite the fact I hired her, trained her, nominated her for an award, she wants me gone. And nevermind I....sod it, who cares what I did, she'll always win.
I'll tell you something though. If you know the full story you'll get this, but she has made me distrust women so much
As much as I hate my job the time she has been absent on maternity leave has been amazing for me. It not only gave me a chance to escape from her but after HR and my boss took her side in an argument where her tears won (refer back to past blogs) and I was moved away from my colleagues, I managed to build a whole new friendship in the company. She wanted to send me far away, which my great HR team did (threatening me with the sack in the meantime....but only just), the only thing she never realised is that I'm not a bastard and the people she moved me to became great friends. She just loves herself too much and the thought of someone disliking her kills her. Since then, I love the people I work with.
But. she's coming back. And if I don't do what she expects, well, I'm a dead man! because she always wins.
And this is what she expects....believe me, I had mediation with this girl....she demanded I say hello and goodbye everyday to her. I do a general hello and goodbye, but no, I have to mention her. In mediation she complained about her recent birthday card, I signed Happy Birthday, Kev. ....Not good enough. I actually spent 10 mins arguing with her about this....It wasn't good enough....I ended up saying "what do you want me to say...Happy Fucking Easter!!!!"
And yeah, she's coming back. I'll carry on as I have done, but give it 2-3 weeks and I'll be called to HR....I may have coughed in an improper way....God knows.She wants me gone, and despite the fact I hired her, trained her, nominated her for an award, she wants me gone. And nevermind I....sod it, who cares what I did, she'll always win.
I'll tell you something though. If you know the full story you'll get this, but she has made me distrust women so much
blackberry:
hugs for you and i wish you like in everyting!