mira77

Remember the days you put a game on and within a few minutes you were playing. What the hell happened to that era? Nowadays you stick a game on the Xbox or Playstation you wait about 15-20 minutes before you actually get to play. Lot's of cinematic intro's, little movies, the tutorial which seems to last forever. I've just spent 45 minutes on a game...
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In my darkplace at the moment. Dark weekend....

This is my diary....the snow thawed...the monkeys attacked...we didn't stand a chance

The 55th Squirrel recon unit wiped out within seconds, their inability to leave their nuts opened them up to enemy fire and before they knew it they were smothered in monkey poo. The Fox division that we recently recruited deserted once they saw the squirrels lose it. The cats...well...what can I say about...
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So the snow is beginning to thaw and the evil monkey assassins are getting restless knowing that now they can approach our defences without the fear of dissolving in the snow.

We had our first loss. This morning we found Sammy, one of our Squirral outpost guards, dead. He was part of the 55th Squirral Reconnaissance Group, formed to provide information on the Evil Monkey...
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The falling snow has managed to impede the approaching Ninja Monkey Assassins. Defences have been set up all around the house, the cats are on constant security patrols, originally with walkie talkies but when they explained to me that they didn't have thumbs to operate them I had to replace them with bells on their collars. They can't operate a walkie talkie but they can...
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So, what can I say. I don't think a day has gone by lately where at some stage I haven't suffered a terrible Monkey ninja assasination attempt. As awesome as it sounds believe me it get's tiring!

Apparently I was in a Zoo a while back and stupidly made some comment about a certain monkey doing something nasty to himself. It was funny at the...
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I hate colds! That time of year where I get them constantly. Shame, because I love the winter, especially the crisp mornings and nights. But, sitting her, bunged up and feeling like crap, just want to curl up in bed and read till I sleep, then wake up, read some more, fall asleep again...you get the point! Instead, I have to sit in work surrounded...
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So, apparently I'm a crazy fool! Had another counselling session today, new place though as I withdrew from work supported counselling as they were using it against me in the end i.e-but we are supporting you by paying for counselling but also making that worthless by screwing you at the same time Have a nice day.

So now I'm attending the NHS service and after...
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Hmmm, says alot...

Really, am I that ugly!

Counselling does have an effect it seems. Todays session has moved me enough to make me go out in a gale force wind just to buy wine so I can forget all about the counselling session Seriously, it's bad out there, swear I nearly got hit in the head by a flying squirral on the way back

Anyway, apparently I've been told I'm retreating into...
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