Interesting and funny conversation I just had with my landlord after I notified him I was moving out on February 1st.
LL "You have to give me a key so I can show the place and get it rented again right away."
Me "What do you mean show the place? I work twelve hours a day. You mean you want to show it when I'm not home?"
LL "Yeah."
Me "No, I'd rather not have strangers in my apartment when I'm not home. I'm not giving you a key"
LL "You have to, I need to get it rented as soon as possible."
Me "Actually, no I don't have to. You have to give me written notice 24 hours before you enter my apartment for any reason. And you have to give me a legitimate reason that you need to enter. You wanting to rent it out as soon as possible is not a legitimate reason. I know the law."
LL "Oh yeah, well my niece is a lawyer."
Me "That's nice. Hopefully she'll represent you for free when I have my brother, the cop, arrest you for entering my house illegally."
I think he got my point really quick after that.
If ever you have trouble when renting an apartment don't hesitate to ask me for assistance. I know nearly every tenant right and every landlord's responsibilities by heart. No landlord will ever get the best of me when it comes to shit like this. I have photos of everything that ever broke, the repairs I made and paid for and any and all changes that were made to this apartment during the 12 years I lived here. There is no way he can fuck me out of my security either.
BTW, my brother isn't a cop either, but he doesn't know that.
This was my second victory for the day. I convinced the woman at the Krauser's (rightfully) that she wasn't legally allowed to charge a minimum amount for a credit card purchase. I'm not paying $10 for two coffees and a muffin.
I'm so sick of bullshit people trying bullshit tactics to take advantage of people they think don't know any better.
LL "You have to give me a key so I can show the place and get it rented again right away."
Me "What do you mean show the place? I work twelve hours a day. You mean you want to show it when I'm not home?"
LL "Yeah."
Me "No, I'd rather not have strangers in my apartment when I'm not home. I'm not giving you a key"
LL "You have to, I need to get it rented as soon as possible."
Me "Actually, no I don't have to. You have to give me written notice 24 hours before you enter my apartment for any reason. And you have to give me a legitimate reason that you need to enter. You wanting to rent it out as soon as possible is not a legitimate reason. I know the law."
LL "Oh yeah, well my niece is a lawyer."
Me "That's nice. Hopefully she'll represent you for free when I have my brother, the cop, arrest you for entering my house illegally."
I think he got my point really quick after that.
If ever you have trouble when renting an apartment don't hesitate to ask me for assistance. I know nearly every tenant right and every landlord's responsibilities by heart. No landlord will ever get the best of me when it comes to shit like this. I have photos of everything that ever broke, the repairs I made and paid for and any and all changes that were made to this apartment during the 12 years I lived here. There is no way he can fuck me out of my security either.
BTW, my brother isn't a cop either, but he doesn't know that.
This was my second victory for the day. I convinced the woman at the Krauser's (rightfully) that she wasn't legally allowed to charge a minimum amount for a credit card purchase. I'm not paying $10 for two coffees and a muffin.
I'm so sick of bullshit people trying bullshit tactics to take advantage of people they think don't know any better.
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......"I want enjoy my days , I dont want suffer next to him , now I realized I was losing time, I can do anything I want, is me who decided how live my life ....."
IS WHAT I THINK NOW
good job with the landlord - no matter how cool they seem, they always try to fuck ya in the end. my current one has been a stupid bitch the entire time so i'm glad to be out of here. i hope the rest of your dealings with him are ok...