i need to stick to shitty beer... i drank a bunch of ale last night and was super hung over today. and i was hardly even drunk. yet i can drink a 12 pack of miller and feel fresh as a daisy the next day. come to think of it i should probably quit drinking entirely at some point in the not too distant future. fortunately, there's no history of alcoholism in my family, except on my mother's and father's side.
the monsoons are coming. it rained a few days ago, and it's finally starting to cloud over. just waiting for that microburst to tear the roof off.
i decided i wanted to read something really silly and actiony, so i went to borders and was looking through the fantasy section, you know, wizards and trolls etc. and a girl i'm really into showed up. it's like being caught in the porn section or something. "Nhaaaa, I need to read about the DWARVES and the ENCHANTER with the mighty mace of frost and the thing, PRETTY LADY..." (cowering from the sunlight)
yes, worlds #1 dork, right here.
also i later realized my fly was open.
send that boy back to charm school!
the monsoons are coming. it rained a few days ago, and it's finally starting to cloud over. just waiting for that microburst to tear the roof off.
i decided i wanted to read something really silly and actiony, so i went to borders and was looking through the fantasy section, you know, wizards and trolls etc. and a girl i'm really into showed up. it's like being caught in the porn section or something. "Nhaaaa, I need to read about the DWARVES and the ENCHANTER with the mighty mace of frost and the thing, PRETTY LADY..." (cowering from the sunlight)
yes, worlds #1 dork, right here.
also i later realized my fly was open.
send that boy back to charm school!
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it has been raining everyday since thursday here...today is mild and no rain right now..but this morning boy howdy it pissed down rain...
once at a bookstore this boy came up to me and offered to buy me the book i had in my hand..so i let him, and then he conned me into dinner with him, and making the usual small talk i found out he worked at an acct firm where my mom worked and he started bitching about how big a bitch his boss was...so i was like uh huh...and whats your bosses name?
and he said MY MOMS NAME and i laughed... and said yeah she can be a bitch..and he asked how i knew and i said its my mommy