Hungover and sore today.
Had 5 shots of Vodka before i noticed it was from the bouncy bottle... you know, the cheap giant plastic bottle? I am normally not a drinker, but after the second shot kicked in, i didnt seem to notice the next three. My entire body hurts. And since when did i think i knew how to do the splits? And why did i attempt it? And, for that matter, i cant remember if i succeeded or not.
I had poison dreams all night, everything seemed so tactile, so real. I was glad to wake up, not glad to feel my brain. Or my eyeballs.
My friend has this list posted on his fridge with all these rules/statements about guys toward girls. funny things such as :
*learn to operate a toilet seat, if its up, put it down
and
*Crying is like blackmail
and
*You have enough clothes
*You have enough shoes
and something about No cats.
Im going to write my own list of what I want to keep me happy, in the same silly sarcastic tone.
Had 5 shots of Vodka before i noticed it was from the bouncy bottle... you know, the cheap giant plastic bottle? I am normally not a drinker, but after the second shot kicked in, i didnt seem to notice the next three. My entire body hurts. And since when did i think i knew how to do the splits? And why did i attempt it? And, for that matter, i cant remember if i succeeded or not.
I had poison dreams all night, everything seemed so tactile, so real. I was glad to wake up, not glad to feel my brain. Or my eyeballs.
My friend has this list posted on his fridge with all these rules/statements about guys toward girls. funny things such as :
*learn to operate a toilet seat, if its up, put it down
and
*Crying is like blackmail
and
*You have enough clothes
*You have enough shoes
and something about No cats.
Im going to write my own list of what I want to keep me happy, in the same silly sarcastic tone.
pulloffmywings:
I always put the seat back up if I use the toilet at a guys house.