Well well well...
It never ceases to amaze me that when i leave for a week or more that the strangest shit happens around here!!!
I had a nice week in Germany, im quite tired and missing my beloved something fierce.
I hate airplanes. And i hate Homeland Security. They searched my bags, WITHOUT me present, stuffed everything back in unfolded and un secured, left a pamphlet saying my bag was raided, and left it partially unzipped. I just dont see how they couldnt have used the mega xray and bomb sniffy doggy. Guess they just had to look in the suitcase that contained handcuffs and a wind chime... i wouldnt be suprised if my underwear had been sniffed!!
Next time i fly, im going to put some blankets and pillows in a suitcase and toss in all my sex toys with notes attached saying "you fucking pervs.. i knew you would look.!" Fuckers.
Oh, and to add a sniffy piece of my mind...always remember, your behavior is what causes consequence, not what someone accuses you of.
Hoping for sleep...
***smiles knowingly and with peace***
I missed you all.
**edited to say, i killed my urge for chocolate and got drunk at the same time on the plane... i ate half a box of duty free liqour filled chocolates. I think i will keep them stocked in my house forever!
It never ceases to amaze me that when i leave for a week or more that the strangest shit happens around here!!!
I had a nice week in Germany, im quite tired and missing my beloved something fierce.
I hate airplanes. And i hate Homeland Security. They searched my bags, WITHOUT me present, stuffed everything back in unfolded and un secured, left a pamphlet saying my bag was raided, and left it partially unzipped. I just dont see how they couldnt have used the mega xray and bomb sniffy doggy. Guess they just had to look in the suitcase that contained handcuffs and a wind chime... i wouldnt be suprised if my underwear had been sniffed!!
Next time i fly, im going to put some blankets and pillows in a suitcase and toss in all my sex toys with notes attached saying "you fucking pervs.. i knew you would look.!" Fuckers.
Oh, and to add a sniffy piece of my mind...always remember, your behavior is what causes consequence, not what someone accuses you of.
Hoping for sleep...
***smiles knowingly and with peace***
I missed you all.
**edited to say, i killed my urge for chocolate and got drunk at the same time on the plane... i ate half a box of duty free liqour filled chocolates. I think i will keep them stocked in my house forever!
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knowing now what luggage goes through once it leaves the passenger's hands, i will try to limit whatever i take with me on trips. people's bags get treated like a cheap $2 whore.
*dashes to the shop to buy liquor filled choccies*