Edited to make everyone laugh at me:
Okay, so this may be TMI, but its funny as hell. Last night my tummy was all grumbly and i had a case of the runs, so after an hour of hell i opened up the medicine chest for some Immodium or a generic version. Well, i found the generic, and looked at the dosage, and took 3 little tablets. Went back to bed, tryed to relax from the pain. Slept 4 hours, woke up feeling 10 times worse. So naturally im thinking, this is bad... and i took 3 more of the anti-diarea pills. I woke up this morning.. more of the same, but kind of worse, so 3 more tablets. Well, a few minutes ago i headed back to the bathroom (yet again) and found myself studying the fine print of that generic bottle and a few words appeared that i SWEAR were not there last night... "for the relief of constipation".... Not to mention i just re-read the dosage and it says "no more than 3 tablets in a 24 hour period" DAMN GENERIC BOTTLES WITH IMPROPER LABELING AND FINE PRINT! Granted, im still to blame
Its all tragically funny, in fact, i cant stop laughing at myself. However, this insures that im spending the day inside drinking gatorade. Now i know what models feel like.
Please feel free to laugh your asses off, as there isnt much left of mine!!!!
Im such a silly cat, and not to proud to keep this hilarity from all of you!
Something cute and close to my heart in 2 ways....
Btw, Mucho thanks to everyones support
yesterday. I really needed it. You all rock. Now if someone could please suggest how to conteract this laxative overdose, i would be very thankfull!
Okay, so this may be TMI, but its funny as hell. Last night my tummy was all grumbly and i had a case of the runs, so after an hour of hell i opened up the medicine chest for some Immodium or a generic version. Well, i found the generic, and looked at the dosage, and took 3 little tablets. Went back to bed, tryed to relax from the pain. Slept 4 hours, woke up feeling 10 times worse. So naturally im thinking, this is bad... and i took 3 more of the anti-diarea pills. I woke up this morning.. more of the same, but kind of worse, so 3 more tablets. Well, a few minutes ago i headed back to the bathroom (yet again) and found myself studying the fine print of that generic bottle and a few words appeared that i SWEAR were not there last night... "for the relief of constipation".... Not to mention i just re-read the dosage and it says "no more than 3 tablets in a 24 hour period" DAMN GENERIC BOTTLES WITH IMPROPER LABELING AND FINE PRINT! Granted, im still to blame
Its all tragically funny, in fact, i cant stop laughing at myself. However, this insures that im spending the day inside drinking gatorade. Now i know what models feel like.
Please feel free to laugh your asses off, as there isnt much left of mine!!!!
Im such a silly cat, and not to proud to keep this hilarity from all of you!
Something cute and close to my heart in 2 ways....
Btw, Mucho thanks to everyones support
yesterday. I really needed it. You all rock. Now if someone could please suggest how to conteract this laxative overdose, i would be very thankfull!
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Funny story to go with your laxative ordeal and military picture...many military applicants who are overweight seriously do take entire boxes of laxatives just before MEPS (the entrance physcial) so that they lose enough water weight by "pissing out their ass" to pass the weigh in.
It's an unhealthy practice and is only temporarily effective, of course, but recruiters actually do recommend it to those who are well over the weight limit. The idea being that once they get accepted into Boot, chances are that they really will lose the weight... and FAST. Way to cheat their own system!