Some of you may be familiar with my big, fluffy, ginger tabby, Greebo.
Well, i have news...
He is an ASSHOLE!!!
Last night his hind fur was poopy, cause he is a slob like that, and i went to clean him up. I set him on the bathroom sink so i could see him better.. and he startled. He plunged his top fangs ALL THE WAY into my left hand. I now have 3 puncture wounds, swelling, more pain than i can imagine, and i can barely use my hand. The pain is ungodly. I went to the student health center today and got a tetnus shot and antibiotic. Im terribly uncomfortable, it hurts so fucking bad. He got my right between my pinkie and ringfinger knuckles. Owwie.
Would anyone be interested in his fur? I plan on shaving him into shame.
Well, i have news...
He is an ASSHOLE!!!
Last night his hind fur was poopy, cause he is a slob like that, and i went to clean him up. I set him on the bathroom sink so i could see him better.. and he startled. He plunged his top fangs ALL THE WAY into my left hand. I now have 3 puncture wounds, swelling, more pain than i can imagine, and i can barely use my hand. The pain is ungodly. I went to the student health center today and got a tetnus shot and antibiotic. Im terribly uncomfortable, it hurts so fucking bad. He got my right between my pinkie and ringfinger knuckles. Owwie.
Would anyone be interested in his fur? I plan on shaving him into shame.
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evanx:
Hey! I'm on my Sidekick and it won't let me reply to your private message, so I'll respond here: I re-read my post and I can see how it would come across as dickish. I'm sorry, I'll edit it when I get to a real computer. (I can't do that on my SK either.) I do value your enthusiasm in the group, you make my job easy! 
alzy:
Ouch what an asshole. I would shave him down and draw cliche tattoos on his bald skin in marker. haha I just think it would be amusing to see a graffiti cat.