he's been coming in so late, 2 or 3 in the morning, so i havent had any sex in like a week and a half. GRR for sexual frustration! 
my cat apparently is reaching sexual maturity, as my rommated noted that the cat had a woody and was licking it earlier. i didnt know cats masturbated. but oh, to be able to give oneself oral sex... come on, you'd never leave the house. lucky cat.
i REALLY need to get laid tonight, so everyone send me some positive vibes and shit.
my cat apparently is reaching sexual maturity, as my rommated noted that the cat had a woody and was licking it earlier. i didnt know cats masturbated. but oh, to be able to give oneself oral sex... come on, you'd never leave the house. lucky cat.
i REALLY need to get laid tonight, so everyone send me some positive vibes and shit.
question is ... would you trade the ablility to give yourself oral sex, for your opposable thumbs?
... i'm inclined to say yes
[Edited on Sep 09, 2003]