minecreeper

This is an exercise in writing.

Behold and be warned that i spin tales of little consequence.

Jordan was a young man with big hopes. His goals included marriage,procreation, and a well paid job. Jordan had little concern with what his job would be, nor did he care. As long as this job provided fruitful salary. Jordan has no personality you see and beleived that whatever job you hold, it in no way should be fun. To Jordan, if you are having fun you are not working. Therefor he resoluted that fun equals low paying jobs, because only real work is paid well.

Another feature about this person, Jordan, is that he wanted a woman with blonde hair. This partner with blonde hair would counter-act his otherwise boring life. Jordan based this descision off the well known fact that blondes have more fun. Being that at work jordan has the least amount of fun than any other human being, at home, Jordan needed all the fun he can handle.

Unfortunately Jordan has no personality. This lack of feature prompts for boring partners, blonde or otherwise.

If you see Jordan, he makes me sick.