Yesterday I was just sitting around chilling out with my girlfriend, as she channel surfed on the TV, when all of a sudden she flicked onto a show (I think it was on BBC1 or 2) reviewing sex toys. Now this may seem perfectly normal... except this was at three o' clock in the afternoon!
Now I consider myself to be a pretty liberal and worldly guy, but let me just point out that this was a show featuring a male and female model, wearing nothing but lingerie, waxing lyrical about the application and effectiveness of 'intimate massagers', vacuum-cleaner attachment toys (WTF!), and vibrating underwear, at 3pm on a terrestrial TV channel. Now I'm certainly no prude and I've pretty much seen it all, but somehow this doesn't seem right considering that it's more than likely that young kids would've been watching.
...Or am I just turning into a boring old fart?
P.S. It was presented by Alan Tichmarsh too!
Oh, Tichmarsh, how I loathe thee.
Now I consider myself to be a pretty liberal and worldly guy, but let me just point out that this was a show featuring a male and female model, wearing nothing but lingerie, waxing lyrical about the application and effectiveness of 'intimate massagers', vacuum-cleaner attachment toys (WTF!), and vibrating underwear, at 3pm on a terrestrial TV channel. Now I'm certainly no prude and I've pretty much seen it all, but somehow this doesn't seem right considering that it's more than likely that young kids would've been watching.
...Or am I just turning into a boring old fart?
P.S. It was presented by Alan Tichmarsh too!
Oh, Tichmarsh, how I loathe thee.VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
Never in my life did I want to associate Alan Fucking(yes,the capital F was necessary) Titchmarsh with sex toys,but it looks like my poor innocent alan/sextoyless life is now over.
Just think of his poor kids! Oh the misery.