I'm feeling a bit bleh today. Listening to sorta contemplative music today has had me.......contemplating. What if I hadn't done this or had done that. Would things be better or worse? That sorta thing. Really thinking about that one girl who made things feel...right. I know that will most likely come around again sooner or later. I don't really believe that there is just that...
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The days blend together.....
1. Do you like your butt?
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? Or neither?
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use
the pockets? What goes in em?
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean
just....ran?
5. Can you do that roll thing with your
tongue? How? I can't!
6. How old do you feel?
7. What would...
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1. Do you like your butt?
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? Or neither?
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use
the pockets? What goes in em?
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean
just....ran?
5. Can you do that roll thing with your
tongue? How? I can't!
6. How old do you feel?
7. What would...
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masseffection:
1. Do you like your butt?
It's all right?
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? Or neither?
Picard all the way, baby!
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use the pockets? What goes in em?
Not currently, when I did have them I kept chapstick in the legpockets.
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean just....ran?
Months ago. I'm too fat and lazy to run. -_-
5. Can you do that roll thing with your tongue? How? I can't!
I think so? I dunno? Poor thing!
6. How old do you feel?
Forty-three.
7. What would you do if Rick James slapped you?
*KNEE*
8. Is this pic hot or what?
As hay-ell.
It's all right?
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? Or neither?
Picard all the way, baby!
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use the pockets? What goes in em?
Not currently, when I did have them I kept chapstick in the legpockets.
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean just....ran?
Months ago. I'm too fat and lazy to run. -_-
5. Can you do that roll thing with your tongue? How? I can't!
I think so? I dunno? Poor thing!
6. How old do you feel?
Forty-three.
7. What would you do if Rick James slapped you?
*KNEE*
8. Is this pic hot or what?
As hay-ell.
bittersweetzero:
1. Do you like your butt? oh yeah!
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? neither duh!
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use
the pockets? What goes in em? SHA, i put everything in them.
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean
just....ran? Not in a long time. I probably should just to get back into shape.
5. Can you do that roll thing with your
tongue? How? yes, cuz it's easy.
6. How old do you feel? i AM 17.
7. What would you do if Rick James
slapped you? EEP! i dunno.
8. Is this pic hot or what? mm oh baby oh baby me love you long time!
2. Capn Kirk or Picard? neither duh!
3. If you own cargo pants, do you use
the pockets? What goes in em? SHA, i put everything in them.
4. When is the last time you ran? I mean
just....ran? Not in a long time. I probably should just to get back into shape.
5. Can you do that roll thing with your
tongue? How? yes, cuz it's easy.
6. How old do you feel? i AM 17.
7. What would you do if Rick James
slapped you? EEP! i dunno.
8. Is this pic hot or what? mm oh baby oh baby me love you long time!
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masseffection:
Haha, woo! You gorgeous li'l thang, you.
I want that skirt. *nod*
I want that skirt. *nod*
rin:
it's a good quality to have, to look nice in a skirt.
So my mom went to court today and found out what's going to happen with the property. The judge told her the land has to be cleaned up by the 15th of April or she will be fined 500 bucks. I thought it was gonna be something really serious. But that? In the morning I'm gonna grab that axe again and go out there and...
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masseffection:
I'd IM you, but I'm a scared/shy beastie with nothing to talk about anyway. 
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said "tastes like chicken" on the chest?
Prolly not. :x
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean shaven or with facial hair?
Depends on the guy! My boyfriend gets scruffy, like.. ten minutes after he shaves (okay, not really) but yah, I think it's sexy. Hehe.
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbally? It was about conservatives. The guy almost threw a punch at me, but the instructor walked in. I don't think he likes liberals!
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm not talking about a new garage band.
I'm not going to answer this, as I'm afraid I've missed something and I'll look like a moron. Unless you're talking about the creeped-out feeling. *shudder*
5. Do you see the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.
6. Will you pour what's in your glass into mine?
Sure.
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
Uhmm.. I dunno, I'm going to say Orlando Bloom because it's an inside joke. If I ever really had to decide it'd prolly be Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp.
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his own late night talk show?
Magic!
9. Can you take a punch?
Depends on where it's thrown?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.
11. Would you rather have a backwoods yokel spit tobaccy juice on your forehead or get punched in the kidneys by that midget from the Austin Powers movies?
I'd rather get spat on, methinks.
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said "tastes like chicken" on the chest?
Prolly not. :x
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean shaven or with facial hair?
Depends on the guy! My boyfriend gets scruffy, like.. ten minutes after he shaves (okay, not really) but yah, I think it's sexy. Hehe.
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbally? It was about conservatives. The guy almost threw a punch at me, but the instructor walked in. I don't think he likes liberals!
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm not talking about a new garage band.
I'm not going to answer this, as I'm afraid I've missed something and I'll look like a moron.
Unless you're talking about the creeped-out feeling. *shudder*
5. Do you see the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.
6. Will you pour what's in your glass into mine?
Sure.
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
Uhmm.. I dunno, I'm going to say Orlando Bloom because it's an inside joke. If I ever really had to decide it'd prolly be Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp.
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his own late night talk show?
Magic!
9. Can you take a punch?
Depends on where it's thrown?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.
11. Would you rather have a backwoods yokel spit tobaccy juice on your forehead or get punched in the kidneys by that midget from the Austin Powers movies?
I'd rather get spat on, methinks.
masseffection:
I like your posts. 
Ahem. Hello everyone. Well, today I woke up around nine, slapped on some clothes and a hat, grabbed an ax and went to the property we need to clean up and started swingin. Nasty ass old trailer filled with so much garbage that that old wench left........it is disgusting. Anyway, I was able to knock a few walls down and work a few hours before...
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kaitee:
Nein? Uh..hope you're having fun with that! 
reagan:
1. Do you think these "emo" glasses are
getting a wee bit tiresome?
:never.
2. Do you think the male Smurfs had a
twig and Smurfberries under those
masculine tights?
:no. have you heard their voices?
3. Do you like leg tattoos?
:depends on the art
4. Pancakes or waffles?
:waffles...mmmmmmmmmm
5. blueberries or strawberries?
:rasberries
6. Did we really land on the moon?
:......
7. Can you cook?
:yes. but cleaning up after myslef is always the problem i have
8. What's your specialty in the kitchen?
:tofu stirfry.....mmmmmmmmmmm
9. If someone gave you twenty
bucks and said buy a cd, which one
would it be?
:Falconer
10. Would you rather artificially
inseminate a hippo or give Pauly
Shore a bikini wax?
auly Shore. I'd rape him...
(youre the only one who knows what my journal entry was talking about.)
heart
getting a wee bit tiresome?
:never.
2. Do you think the male Smurfs had a
twig and Smurfberries under those
masculine tights?
:no. have you heard their voices?
3. Do you like leg tattoos?
:depends on the art
4. Pancakes or waffles?
:waffles...mmmmmmmmmm
5. blueberries or strawberries?
:rasberries
6. Did we really land on the moon?
:......
7. Can you cook?
:yes. but cleaning up after myslef is always the problem i have
8. What's your specialty in the kitchen?
:tofu stirfry.....mmmmmmmmmmm
9. If someone gave you twenty
bucks and said buy a cd, which one
would it be?
:Falconer
10. Would you rather artificially
inseminate a hippo or give Pauly
Shore a bikini wax?
auly Shore. I'd rape him...
(youre the only one who knows what my journal entry was talking about.)
heart
So, guess what kids? Today has been almost as gross as a crab lice cake with deer poop sprinkles, and it's only three in the afternoon! What else can go wrong? Let's start with what already has.....
I was awakened this morning to my brother knocking on my door and opening it before I even responded. Now that's just disrespectful. Why knock if you aren't...
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stare:
hello. have you heard KORNs new album? i saw it in the store but i havent heard any of the songs, so im a little hesitant to get it. nice to meet you.
nice to meet you.
bittersweetzero:
1. Would you rather sit on a bike with no seat or sleep with Carrot Top? Carrot Top
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early? evening
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight? rap
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style? eh?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo? both
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left? 2 apples and 1 journey c.d. ?!?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked? not quite. i just dont like math in the morning.
So if it's any consellation, i got lost in wisconsin yesterday- in the process of trying to drive home, ending up further away..and basically across the state. Not soo good mood, i haven't slept much. BAH HUMBUG. Iunno email me. I'll send you pictures of where we went and shit.
2. Would you rather sleep late and go
to work in the evening or get up early
and get off work early? evening
3. Would you rather listen to rap or
country music for four hours straight? rap
4. Do you think leisure suits will ever
come back in style? eh?
5. Do you think The King of Flop Michael
Jackson is guilty of Molesting kids or
just of being a weirdo? both
6. If Slappy had five apples and two
Journey cds, and gave three apples
and one Journey cd to Bosephus,
what would he have left? 2 apples and 1 journey c.d. ?!?
7. Are these the strangest questions
you've ever been asked? not quite. i just dont like math in the morning.
So if it's any consellation, i got lost in wisconsin yesterday- in the process of trying to drive home, ending up further away..and basically across the state.
Not soo good mood, i haven't slept much. BAH HUMBUG. Iunno email me. I'll send you pictures of where we went and shit. Okay, so can somebody tell me why there is a new kungfu grip Hitler out there?
And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came...
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And where can I get one? Yes, it is a ridiculous idea, and it's being called "art" but cmon, I doubt I'll be able to go to my local Toys R Us and pick one up with my Aushwitz playset. What do you think? Should the guy who came...
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kaitee:
What's your favorite pizza topping? -pepperoni or olives
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs? -no
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons? -hell no
Do you floss? -more than is normal
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever? -about a year ago
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest? -being drunk, stoned, or sexed
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in? -out louuuud
and now I'm replying to kung fu Hitler!! right there. the reply to the pic. mhm.
When you sneeze, is it usually in pairs? -no
Do you wear glasses for cosmetic or
prescription reasons? -hell no
Do you floss? -more than is normal
When is the last time you cut yourself,
if ever? -about a year ago
What can cause you to fall asleep the
fastest? -being drunk, stoned, or sexed
Do you burp out loud or try to hold it in? -out louuuud
and now I'm replying to kung fu Hitler!! right there. the reply to the pic. mhm.
darlingnikky:
fave pizza topping is mushroooooooms
i don't sneeze
i don't remember the last time i cut myself
i burp outloud
i fall asleep the fastest after sex
i don't wear glasses, I have contacts
i never floss so will you buy me dentures when my teeth fall out?
i don't sneeze
i don't remember the last time i cut myself
i burp outloud
i fall asleep the fastest after sex
i don't wear glasses, I have contacts
i never floss so will you buy me dentures when my teeth fall out?
Now that I've gotten the Live Bait Vending Machine out of my system, what did I do today........I saw Starsky and Hutch. It was pretty funny. They made a good buddy cop team, so that was cool. Too many previews though. Like thirty minutes of em. I already had to go to the bathroom before the movie even started. Doesn't help that my bladder is...
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bittersweetzero:
What did best buy think of your little kiddie pornography icons? Hehe.. just kidding. Your never online when i'm on!! I SWEAR!!! But yeah, i figure i'll just leave you a message cuz i'm not gonna be on for a couple of days. I applied at two places cuz i need a job and stuff. So i figure if i just sit around that MAYBE they'll eventually call me, or at least i can call them. Hmf. Who knows. Email me? Leave me messages? SOMETHING?
Hehe.. just kidding. Your never online when i'm on!! I SWEAR!!! But yeah, i figure i'll just leave you a message cuz i'm not gonna be on for a couple of days. I applied at two places cuz i need a job and stuff. So i figure if i just sit around that MAYBE they'll eventually call me, or at least i can call them. Hmf. Who knows. Email me? Leave me messages? SOMETHING?
masseffection:
Good grief, are you trying to turn yourself into a string bean? Don't hurt yourself. 
Today, ladies and gentlemen, I have the pic to end all pics. This morning I decided to do some spy work and take photos of the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. So I got into my camoflauge gear, slapped on some camo face paint, and braved the weather to go to Walmart and snap some photos. Okay, actually, I just got in my car...
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kaitee:
FINALLY! 
i don't really know otherwise. i'm listening to Lacuna Coil. It's good!! EAT ME!! Er..i mean. FUCK! heh. bye.