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Update:

How cool is this story?
SEATTLE, WASH. -- Authorities relocated a young, black bear away from a campground in Washington state after he reportedly downed dozens of beers and passed out.

Campers at the Baker Lake site north of Seattle had apparently omitted one crucial step in making their temporary abode safe they forgot to secure the cooler holding their stash of beer.

Camp workers found the two-year-old bear lying on the ground surrounded by about 36 empty beer cans.

It appears the animal had broken open the cooler and punctured the cans using his claws and teeth before pouring the beer down his throat.

The bear fled after he came to, but when he returned the following day, wildlife officials managed to capture him using doughnuts and more beer as bait.

Authorities relocated the bear away from the campground and further alcoholic temptation.

HA! I LOVE IT!!!

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
azrael_abyss:
BAHAHAHA that's fucking great
Aug 22, 2004
chex314:
HA! Now that's a great story. I think if I was a bear... I would probably just want to hang out and drink beer too. Though I'd much prefer wine instead. smile
Aug 22, 2004

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