Last night I had a dream that I had a pet BEAR. Think about it. But the thing was, he was all cuddly and let me hug on em and stuff. And I fed him whole packs of lunch meat. For some reason all of my dreams seem to take place where I first lived. Never in the four other places I've bounced around to. I don't get that. Humph. And for some reason my digicam thingie that transfers the pics to computer isn't working since my brother cleaned my laptop of spyware bullshit. Hmm....I know I have the disc around here to fix it somewhere..........
AND, I'm about 70 percent sure I'm going to move to Iowa. Everyone I've told has so far said "IOWA? What's in Iowa? Cornfields? BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Like it's the first time I've heard it. All I have to do is scrounge up some money. I'm open to suggestions.
Got a ten minute haircut today. It's so much simpler for us dudes. I just went in, took off my cap and said "Cut a little off the tips so it'll stand up again." and voila, ten minutes later, done and done. She was like "I love it when you come in here. It's so easy!" So yeah, I'm easy.
Cold Mountain was really good. Hellboy was really good. I saw The Village today and lemme tell ya, I thought that movie was such a HUUUUGE letdown. The twist at the end, which has come to be M. Night Shamalamadingdong's trademark, was so sucky I groaned out loud. I couldn't wait to get out of the theater. I won't ruin it for anyone, but let's just say it didn't live up to the hype.
With all that nonsense and babbling said, I'm gone. Nice to see ya.
AND, I'm about 70 percent sure I'm going to move to Iowa. Everyone I've told has so far said "IOWA? What's in Iowa? Cornfields? BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Like it's the first time I've heard it. All I have to do is scrounge up some money. I'm open to suggestions.
Got a ten minute haircut today. It's so much simpler for us dudes. I just went in, took off my cap and said "Cut a little off the tips so it'll stand up again." and voila, ten minutes later, done and done. She was like "I love it when you come in here. It's so easy!" So yeah, I'm easy.
Cold Mountain was really good. Hellboy was really good. I saw The Village today and lemme tell ya, I thought that movie was such a HUUUUGE letdown. The twist at the end, which has come to be M. Night Shamalamadingdong's trademark, was so sucky I groaned out loud. I couldn't wait to get out of the theater. I won't ruin it for anyone, but let's just say it didn't live up to the hype.
With all that nonsense and babbling said, I'm gone. Nice to see ya.
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cherrybomb00:
Iowa? Just kidding. I'm still digesting the village. I love his films. I did enjoy it, but I loved signs. One thing though, the lead actress, which I was told is Ron Howard's daughter, was fucking incredible. She was really good. 
plain_ol_jane:
Well now, hello m'boy. What are .your. craptastic problems?