I dare the fates because I use my umbrella inside. Bad luck? Pfft. I eat bad luck like frosted flakes. I even throw a few slices of banana in there too. So I'm drinking warm wine(blech) and just thinking. Should I quit my job and just see what else is out there? I go through this state of mind every other week. Just wanting a whole new start, a new life....I want to move to a different state, but I can't do it alone. I need support. I COULD do it alone, but then I would be somewhere where I know not a soul, and I wouldn't have much money to get on my feet. So I'm basically stuck here, not knowing what to do, waiting for my life to start. I know some of you will tell me to stop whining and get on with my life, but I don't know how to do that. And if it's whining, well, I'm sorry but no one else is going to do it for me. Everyone complains. Everyone has regrets. Everyone wishes things were different or better. Just some know how to deal with it better than others. If I do have a guardian angel, please come down and guide me. Direct me, heck even gimme a map. I'm waste deep in defeat.
1. Is there really such a thing as a mans
umbrella?
2. Batman or Superman?
3. Are buffalo wings just little drumsticks
or are they actual chicken wings?
4. Have you ever sported a mullet?
5. Have you ever fell for a good friend?
6. What's the most hurtful thing
someone has ever said to you?
7. Why are there so many Avril Lavigne
lookalikes in the mall?
8. What's the weather like where you
are?
9. Would you rather punch a rabid
spider monkey in the cajones, Bite a
warthog on the ass, or throw your
own feces at a gorilla from three
yards away for one million dollars?
1. Is there really such a thing as a mans
umbrella?
2. Batman or Superman?
3. Are buffalo wings just little drumsticks
or are they actual chicken wings?
4. Have you ever sported a mullet?
5. Have you ever fell for a good friend?
6. What's the most hurtful thing
someone has ever said to you?
7. Why are there so many Avril Lavigne
lookalikes in the mall?
8. What's the weather like where you
are?
9. Would you rather punch a rabid
spider monkey in the cajones, Bite a
warthog on the ass, or throw your
own feces at a gorilla from three
yards away for one million dollars?
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Nope.
2. Batman or Superman?
Batman. Hands down.
3. Are buffalo wings just little drumsticks or are they actual chicken wings?
Ummmmyou know.I have no idea.
4. Have you ever sported a mullet?
Not really.
5. Have you ever fell for a good friend?
Yes.
6. What's the most hurtful thing someone has ever said to you?
Ive never really liked you as much as you thought I did, you where just a way to piss of Mark. Exact words.
7. Why are there so many Avril Lavigne lookalikes in the mall?
Ummmm.Are you complaining?
8. What's the weather like where you are?
Warm.
9. Would you rather punch a rabid spider monkey in the cajones, Bite a warthog on the ass, or throw your own feces at a gorilla from three yards away for one million dollars?
Ill go with the gorilla. Im kind of fast.
p.s. The whole Where is my life thingThat happens to everyone form time to time. Youll find your path.
2. holy fucking shit um.. BATMAN! DUH!
3. i think they're little chicken wings.
4. not that i know of.
5. i still do to this day. sad thing, really.
6. i tend to usually just brush those things offa my shoulder, YO. ignoring them is good.
7. Cuz Avril is posing a hot sum bitch..and everyone wants to be a poser just like her. aahha...actually i dont know. could care less. heh.
8. bright and shiney..i just closed the curtains. lol
9. All of them could go just utterly wrong. Money isn't that important to me anyways.
JACK!! Have you seen my umbrella picture yet? Heh. *shrugs* Uhm.. well.. i'm sure you'll figure something out with the whole map ordeal. Yep. Good luck and such. Adios bud.