Sooooo...........I didn't take the job. Then I decided to take it no matter what my mom said. THEN she threw the guilt trip of the century on me when she said
"What would you do if you were working there one day and Jesus came back?" I was shocked that she would use that. I love her to death, but what was that? Ack. But after today at work, I decided screw it, I'm going to attempt it again. So I just got off the phone with the store asking if the job had been filled yet. The girl said nope. So hell yeah. I'm going to go make a kickass little resume and go in there guns blazing. Well, okay, no guns. AND I was at the park with my friend Chris today where we actually played basketball. Me. Basketball. On a real court. I didn't expect to EVER be a sports dude. I mean, I can't watch a sport on tv unless it's midget tossing or something. But a funny thing happened. I enjoyed it. It was great exercise for me, seeing as how I've been dieting for about six weeks now, without any real working out. I feel like a new man. Okay, my back hurts, so maybe a new man with an old back. In the words of Ice Cube, today was a good day.
1. Do any of you use a tanning bed?
2. Lemme see a pic of your goofiest
face. DO IT! I can do some pretty
messed up rubber faces.
3. If you drink sodas, which if your
favorite? Mine is Cherry Coke.
4. Turkey or chicken?
5. Burn to death or freeze to death?
"What would you do if you were working there one day and Jesus came back?" I was shocked that she would use that. I love her to death, but what was that? Ack. But after today at work, I decided screw it, I'm going to attempt it again. So I just got off the phone with the store asking if the job had been filled yet. The girl said nope. So hell yeah. I'm going to go make a kickass little resume and go in there guns blazing. Well, okay, no guns. AND I was at the park with my friend Chris today where we actually played basketball. Me. Basketball. On a real court. I didn't expect to EVER be a sports dude. I mean, I can't watch a sport on tv unless it's midget tossing or something. But a funny thing happened. I enjoyed it. It was great exercise for me, seeing as how I've been dieting for about six weeks now, without any real working out. I feel like a new man. Okay, my back hurts, so maybe a new man with an old back. In the words of Ice Cube, today was a good day.
1. Do any of you use a tanning bed?
2. Lemme see a pic of your goofiest
face. DO IT! I can do some pretty
messed up rubber faces.
3. If you drink sodas, which if your
favorite? Mine is Cherry Coke.
4. Turkey or chicken?
5. Burn to death or freeze to death?
I have a personal mission to one day find a large scale print of that, frame it in a frameless frame (two pieces of glass) and hang it on my wall
It just makes me happy.
1;; Tanning beds are the devil. I'll pass on those deep penetrating UV rays.
2;; I can't make a goofy face right now, but I will next time i whip out my cam. I fyou want to know why you can hop back to my journal and read my little addition *rant*
3;; I don't drink POP. hahaha... It makes my throat burn, my tummy rumble and light pops give me the runs.
4;; Neither. I don't eat aminals.
5;; Freeze. Maybe they can re-alive me.
My wife does.
2. Lemme see a pic of your goofiest face. DO IT! I can do some pretty messed up rubber faces.
I dont have any, but Im working on it.
3. If you drink sodas, which if your favorite? Mine is Cherry Coke.
Classic Coke then Mellow Yellow, then the Dew.after that I dont really care.
4. Turkey or chicken?
Either. Ummmmmm.Turkey.
5. Burn to death or freeze to death?
Freeze. (Sleepy. Very Sleepy. Fucking Dead.)
As for Jesus coming back while you are in a porn shopwell only the strictest interpretations of scripture suggest that a good wank is out of the question in Gods eyes.