So my mom went to court today and found out what's going to happen with the property. The judge told her the land has to be cleaned up by the 15th of April or she will be fined 500 bucks. I thought it was gonna be something really serious. But that? In the morning I'm gonna grab that axe again and go out there and rip that haggard old shell of a trailer a new arse hole. It'll be good to get out and do some real manly work. I'll feel like..like....John Wayne! Wait. He didn't do his own stunts and stuff in the movies. He even rode a little horse on screen to make himself look bigger. Eh.
So I'm in the process of designing tshirts to sell online. Goofy sayings and one liners, pics I draw, simple yet effective stuff. Some adult, some for everybody. Let you all know when it's ready. Maybe you'll be nice and buy something? Who knows. I have a new Screen name on AoL. It's UNCARING MACHINE. I tried a million others but they were all taken. This one isn't so bad. It's a De/Vision song title, so I like it. So if you wanna IM me, that's the way to do it. I'm always open to new peeps. Yes. Peeps. Not the little marshmellow chickens either. It's like one thirty in the morning and I'm not sleepy, and my mind is filled with bits and pieces of nonsense. Ugh. This diet is becoming more and more difficult for me to get back into. Might as well just take the t off the end of it and die. Why is my metabolism so sluggish? Can any of you eat whatever you want and never gain weight? And am I being stupid for caring about my weight? Blah.
I need a push in the right direction. I feel like I'm looking at map with no discernible directions on it. Like every town and city and road and highway are blank. No words on my map. Just pictures. Nothing telling me where I can go, or how far away this and that may be. I'm rambling. Somebody stop me.
Here are a few questions and i'll stop being stupid.
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said
"tastes like chicken" on the chest?
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean
shaven or with facial hair?
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Details.
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm
not talking about a new garage band.
5. Do you see the glass half empty or
half full?
6. Will you pour what's in your glass
into mine?
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his
own late night talk show?
9. Can you take a punch?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
11. Would you rather have a backwoods
yokel spit tobaccy juice on your
forehead or get punched in the
kidneys by that midget from the
Austin Powers movies?
Sorry bout that last one. It's late.
Gnight people. Luv ya.
So I'm in the process of designing tshirts to sell online. Goofy sayings and one liners, pics I draw, simple yet effective stuff. Some adult, some for everybody. Let you all know when it's ready. Maybe you'll be nice and buy something? Who knows. I have a new Screen name on AoL. It's UNCARING MACHINE. I tried a million others but they were all taken. This one isn't so bad. It's a De/Vision song title, so I like it. So if you wanna IM me, that's the way to do it. I'm always open to new peeps. Yes. Peeps. Not the little marshmellow chickens either. It's like one thirty in the morning and I'm not sleepy, and my mind is filled with bits and pieces of nonsense. Ugh. This diet is becoming more and more difficult for me to get back into. Might as well just take the t off the end of it and die. Why is my metabolism so sluggish? Can any of you eat whatever you want and never gain weight? And am I being stupid for caring about my weight? Blah.
I need a push in the right direction. I feel like I'm looking at map with no discernible directions on it. Like every town and city and road and highway are blank. No words on my map. Just pictures. Nothing telling me where I can go, or how far away this and that may be. I'm rambling. Somebody stop me.
Here are a few questions and i'll stop being stupid.
1. Would you wear a tshirt that said
"tastes like chicken" on the chest?
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean
shaven or with facial hair?
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Details.
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm
not talking about a new garage band.
5. Do you see the glass half empty or
half full?
6. Will you pour what's in your glass
into mine?
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his
own late night talk show?
9. Can you take a punch?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
11. Would you rather have a backwoods
yokel spit tobaccy juice on your
forehead or get punched in the
kidneys by that midget from the
Austin Powers movies?
Sorry bout that last one. It's late.
Gnight people. Luv ya.
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1. Would you wear a tshirt that said "tastes like chicken" on the chest?
Prolly not. :x
2. Do you girls prefer a guy with clean shaven or with facial hair?
Depends on the guy! My boyfriend gets scruffy, like.. ten minutes after he shaves (okay, not really) but yah, I think it's sexy. Hehe.
3. Have you ever been in a fight?
Verbally? It was about conservatives. The guy almost threw a punch at me, but the instructor walked in. I don't think he likes liberals!
4. What are "the willies?" and no, I'm not talking about a new garage band.
I'm not going to answer this, as I'm afraid I've missed something and I'll look like a moron.
5. Do you see the glass half empty or half full?
Half empty.
6. Will you pour what's in your glass into mine?
Sure.
7. Who's your favorite character actor?
Uhmm.. I dunno, I'm going to say Orlando Bloom because it's an inside joke. If I ever really had to decide it'd prolly be Leonardo DiCaprio or Johnny Depp.
8. How on earth did Carson Daly get his own late night talk show?
Magic!
9. Can you take a punch?
Depends on where it's thrown?
10. Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
Sunset.
11. Would you rather have a backwoods yokel spit tobaccy juice on your forehead or get punched in the kidneys by that midget from the Austin Powers movies?
I'd rather get spat on, methinks.