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So once there was this squirrel named Jimmy. He lived in the forest with all of his little animal friends, doing squirrly little things. But Jimmy had a problem. For Jimmy had a weak bladder. His friends knew of Jimmy's dilemma, and totally supported him when others made fun. There was one bad egg in the forest who continually persecuted Jimmy, regardless of whether his friends were around or not. His name was Mudfoot, and he was a wild boar. One day Jimmy was playing near the pond he and his friends hung out at on the weekends. "So have you seen Mudfoot around lately Jimmy?" Asked Stumpy, the raccoon with a penchant for eating roots. "Naw, the last time I saw him he threw a rock at me and called me the Urinator.." Snout, the pot bellied pig, spoke up. "Well if I were you, I would pee on his head, oink!!" They all had a laugh and jumped in the pond. Suddenly, from out of the bushes, Mudfoot lept forward with a mighty roar. "Rawr!! You make fun of Mudfoot! Mudfoot not like insult!" And charged at Jimmy. Eyes wide open, lip trembling, Jimmy jumped out of the pond and ran as fast as he could. "Help!!" was all he could say as he climbed the nearest tree frantically. "Come down and fight squirrel!!" Mudfoot said as he rounded the tree over and over, huffing and puffing, tusks shining with saliva. "We should help him!"cried Snout, brow furrowed. This made Jimmy start to think. He was growing tired of being chased on a weekly basis by Mudfoot, who hated him for no reason whatsoever. He had to face him, or it would never end. Jimmy Grabbed two acorns and put them in his mouth. "Cowabunga!!" He yelled as he sprang from his perch, flying toward Mudfoot at full speed. "Ooo?" was all Mudfoot could say, not believing what he was seeing. The others looked on with awe as Jimmy landed on Mudfoots back, grabbed the acorns out of his mouth, and stuffed them into the boars nostrils. "Phhhttt!!" Mudfoot jumped up and down, trying to shake Jimmy while at the same time blowing his nose to shake free the acorns. Jimmy grabbed the wild boars tusks and Mudfoot began to charge forward. Jimmy directed him with his tusks, crashing him headfirst into the nearest tree. Snout, Stumpy, Cubby, and all the others couldn't believe what they had seen. Jimmy had defeated Mudfoot, the fiercest of the boars!! Jimmy picked himself off of the ground where he landed while Mudfoot lay dazed against the tree. "Now, if you ever bother my friends or me again, I'll be even tougher on you! Now scram, before I lose it!" Mudfoot hung his head, turned and walked off into the bushes. Jimmy's friends cheered. Now what is the moral to this story? Stick up for yourself and you never know what you can achieve. Or if you ever get really bored, you can always write a goofy little story. Heh.