another one from ebaumsworld
Wild life (The Tiger)
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with
him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second
time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are
you
doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
to
get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"O yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone
and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I thought I would call Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for
this hole."
and facts from them as well
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The parrots intelligence is comparable to a 5 year old child.
If a wolf gets its leg caught in a trap, it will chew it off.
Lobsters have blue blood.
Moths have white blood.
Another name for putty root is "adam and eve".
The monkey flower, looks like a monkeys face.
Rock Music kills plants.
The United States has never lost a war when donkeys were used.
Hawaii is the only U.S. state that ever had a king.
ebaumsworld
Wild life (The Tiger)
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with
him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a
second
time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are
you
doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service
to
get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"O yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the
phone
and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I thought I would call Tiger Woods to find out what the par is for
this hole."
and facts from them as well
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The parrots intelligence is comparable to a 5 year old child.
If a wolf gets its leg caught in a trap, it will chew it off.
Lobsters have blue blood.
Moths have white blood.
Another name for putty root is "adam and eve".
The monkey flower, looks like a monkeys face.
Rock Music kills plants.
The United States has never lost a war when donkeys were used.
Hawaii is the only U.S. state that ever had a king.
ebaumsworld
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I don't remember how much it made, but whatever it made he gave whatever money to the person it was about (a fund for him), Sam Myers, who passed away just before it was released which really hit everyone who knew him hard.
He gave the book away as a gift and sold quite a few if I can remember so it did well.
Whatever didn't sell went back to the publisher and it was on Amazon for awhile. Don't know if it's still in circulation, probably is.