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another one from ebaumsworld
Wild life (The Tiger)

A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."

"Oh yeah? Who...
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allycat_13:
Wow, I can't believe you remembered my dad wrote a book. Rock! ha ha
I don't remember how much it made, but whatever it made he gave whatever money to the person it was about (a fund for him), Sam Myers, who passed away just before it was released which really hit everyone who knew him hard.
He gave the book away as a gift and sold quite a few if I can remember so it did well.
Whatever didn't sell went back to the publisher and it was on Amazon for awhile. Don't know if it's still in circulation, probably is. smile
katya:
mmm..lots of choclate sounds good to me!
smile
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I got this from a email from ebaumsworld
Nudist Colony

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took
off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite
blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you
call for me?"

The man...
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penultimate:
Thanks doll!
lelaina:
what kind of drugs are you talking about??
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"God from afar graciously looks on a gentle master" from the film the Browning Version.
I am currently listening to The Fray "How to save a life"
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tchort:
what a weird and out-of-place comment
whitewidow:
Whats new on your end??smile
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well I have finally turned 40 frown I don't feel any older than i was at 18. I just come from the Gym today and i am losing a few pounds. Just don't know where yet as i seem to look the same biggrin
I heard from my girlfriend in Russia for the first time in 2 or 3 weeks, miss a lot. Long distant love can...
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aaronsrod:
yeah mate watch those ruskie chicks they can be heartless bastards
katya:
thank you so much!
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A few things have happen in the last month, My Uncle Michael past away last month of complications to a cancer treatment he was on. he would of been 75 13th of Feb. My Niece got engaged to her Primary school sweetheart had a very nice engagement party as well 2 large tables full of deserts made by my sister.
I am finally starting at...
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silveronthetree:
Cheers matey.

I hope you find all the happiness you are looking for.smile
silveronthetree:
Happy Birthday mate smile
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I am sooooooooooo booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd frown
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love love love love kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss blush blush blush
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY
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MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIENDS




l7rules:
umm it didnt work

merry christmas!!! biggrin biggrin
l7rules:
awesome movie biggrin biggrin
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Well I have been improving slightly, with this new drug the doctor has got me on, so i have been feeling slightly mellow.
other news Friends in the philippines was affected by Typhoon DurianBBC news on Typhoon Durian they are safe and sound but i feel for those who lost their homes and families in this disaster.
May God Comfort those in need and...
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mercedes:
Let god comfort us?

boy are we different
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docrock:
Hey there, I hope you get back to your sunny self again - I find it so frustrating that moods can be so dependent on our brain chemistry. Good luck smile
miao1:
i hope you feel better; i love anyone who loves flowers
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There are maybe three women in my life i would love to marry and maybe 3 others i would love to have a relationship with and one who I can call a friend that I totally adore. and it stinks that I can only marry one of them.
Oh well! thats life for you.
linoleum:
goodness - your a lucky one with all these choices! where do you meet such amazing people?
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lelaina:
what!?! EVERYONE was invited! are you a memeber on SGAU?? there are always listings there for whats going on and where smile
aaronsrod:
hey there, yeah I am doing great and you.