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minarose

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Monday Aug 17, 2009

Aug 17, 2009
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I read this in the gamergirls' thread, it sounded like something I would get at work (works at Gamestop). It's so cute, and super sweet. I thought I would post it.

Dearest GameStop Girl,

When I walked into your store that fateful Tuesday, I expected only to find a smattering of half-decent titles tucked back there amongst the used 360 games. Instead I found you, surrounded by a beam of light, halfway between Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty 3. Your gorgeous dark hair was radiant in contrast with the rainbow of colors on the deluxe Bioshock behind you. The Game of the Year held no interest for me when I saw you look up and smile, even though both could hold me in Rapture.

You commanded the register when it was my turn to check out with the Orange Box. Yes, I was finally getting to play Portal. Lucky me, you said with the cutest smile. Lucky me, I thought, and then knew you had the Portal to my heart. I could care less if the cake is a lie, I'd still want to share it with you.

Oh GameStop Girl, how you make my heart meter skip a beat. If you were being held captive in a mountain fortress by a ruthless mutant mafia gangboss and I had to fight my way through 16 levels of fire-breathing undead ninjas with swords the size of small ponies, I would find a way, even if, after every level, a small man continued to taunt me by saying that you were in another castle. EVEN IF.

So, yes, GameStop Girl, I want to kill robotic zombie terrorists with you. You can even have the deluxe shotgun with explosive scattershot. I'll just use this knife over here. I'll do anything for you, just for the small, slightest chance that someday - someday - you and me could be a Wii.


WHEN: Saturday Sep 12 @ 12:00 pm
WHERE: 8wirelan.com/ sin city Pc



Come out and prove your zombie killing skills at 8wire as the Zombie Squad 009 host our first Non-stationary Cadaver Extermination Simulator Tournament with prizes sponsored by Capcom & Resident Evil!! Raffling off 3 of the Ltd. edn. Resident Evil "Let Your Dark Side Out" shirts!! There will be T-Virus Antidote energy drinks available for the infected...

The Zombie Squad video game tournament ($10 per entry) to benefit Child's Play Charity @ 8Wire/SinCityPC their new location has just opened up and is located at

9640 W. Tropicana Ave. #118 Las Vegas, NV 89118

Next to In N Out! on TeePee (between Ft. Apace and Hualapi)

The tournament prizes include 3 copies of Resident Evil 5 for playstation3, 3 copies of Resident Evil 5 for xbox 360 and 4 copies of Resident Evil 4 for Wii.

We are also raffling off 3 of the limited edition Resident Evil "Let Your Dark Side Out" shirts that where given out at this years San Diego comic-con!!! That's right 3 of the most sought after zombie t-shirt ever. These shirts due to there limited availability are being sold on ebay for upwards of $100. So if you want your chance at one of these shirt or a copy of the best Resident Evil games out to date... you'll just need to come to the event!!!



And don't worry even if you get killed off early thanks to Boston America Corp sending us a few cases of t-virus antidote energy drink, we'll also be offering T-virus antidote drinks along with a second life in the tournament for $5. So get out your non-stationary cadaver extermination simulators and practice killing zombies so your ready!!



Sign ups start at 12pm game play begins at 1pm so get there early and meet me, the gamette referee Mina Rose from BusyGamer.com & Suicidegirls.com

VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
syn93:
This letter totally reminds me of The Dead Milkmen--
"We got into a car
Away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?"
She said "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild
Punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl
Just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl
Just you and me
We'll travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl."
OMG!! This is awesomeness!
Aug 18, 2009
minarose:
Bwahahahaha, good one syntheah.
Aug 18, 2009

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