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Tuesday Jul 21, 2009

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So, I'm online looking up all the dumbs laws in the United States. I don't know how many of these are true or not, so correct me. But here's what I found:

In Nantchez, Missouri: "It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants."

In St. Louis, Missouri: "Its illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket."

In University City, Missouri: "No person may have a sign saying yard sale in their front yard."

In the state of Alabama (below also): "It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday."

"It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church."

"Boogers may not be flicked into the wind."

"You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time."

In Champaign, Illinois: "One may not pee in his neighbors mouth."

In Chicago, Illinois: "Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire." (below also)

"It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffes neck."

In Cicreo, Illinois: "Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays."

In the state of Iowa: "One-armed piano players must perform for free."

"A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public."

"Doctors who treat a person with gonorrhea must report this to the local board of health and include the diseases probable origin."

In Alamosa, Colorado: "Throwing missles at cars is illegal."

"Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited."

In Aspen, Colorado: "Catapults may not be fired at buildings."

In the state of North Carolina: "No one may be a professional fortune-teller, and if one wishes to pursue the practice as an amateur, it must be practiced in a school or church." (below also)

"Its against the law to sing off key."

"If a man and a woman who arent married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married."

In the state of Georgia: "Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs."
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elkcam:
Thanks for the request... Those are really funny laws BTW.... OK... I have followed Missouri's law by not offering Beer to any elephant.... Whew..... Hope you are enjoying summer... thanks again for the friendship love kiss
Jul 21, 2009
indiebuddhist:
Hug.
Jul 21, 2009

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