I seriously want to kill Jessica Simpson. She cannot have my John Mayer. That's okay. Once I meet him, she'll be out of the picture. C'mon, who can resist my gothic delights? LoL, seriously.... I love his music. I know, it's strange. Not really a closet obsession, because I make it known. I can't explain what he does to me, but I love a man who knows how to handle his acoustic guitar, and serenade me with his beautiful voice. [Swoon] I'm soooo inlove.
Today I started my lemonade clense. It's gonna be fucking brutal, but I've been getting my attacks in my side again, so, I really need to do this. Something's in my body that's causing me to be in this kind of pain regularily. I need to clean out my system. I'm going to attempt 5 days. I know it's usually 7-10, but I'm not sure how much I can handle, haha. I can't believe some people live like a whole month on this stuff. It's freaking insane!
Here's the recipe if you wanna try it at home:
6 lemons
Dark grade B maple syrup
Kayenne pepper
Gallon size jug
So, the 6 lemons is equal to 1 cup of juice. The ratio is 1:1 for the syrup and juice. You only need to add a pinch of the Kayenne pepper, and the jug is filled with water after you put everything else in it. YUM!!!!
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sickfuckiam:
for a small fee, jessica simpson can lets say... have an "accident"
gryllen:
my boyfriend is obsessed with john mayer, and it crushes him that he's going out with someone who didn't even know what tuna was. i have to admit he does have a beautiful voice, but the faces he makes when he plays are absolutely hilarious!