I think I have one of the most interesting professions in the world. I am an adult entertainer. Definitely not pro level yet, but hey, I am working on it. Some of the things that I do are web cam modeling, Snap Chat, making videos and clips, doing custom photos and vids, Skype dates etc. Lots of fun stuff. Anywayyyyyyys. My Snap Chat is free to follow and of course I do some sweet snaps (no nudity, but suggestive), sexier stuff costs, obvs. This morning I was doing my usual snap routine when I receive a snap from one of my followers. I'm thinking it's going to be a dick pic, because men love to show their dicks off. I mean it doesn't really do anything for me, but I'll allow it, in fact I welcome it. I think we all know, I wouldn't be here telling this story had it been a dick pic. I get the notification that "John" (pun totally intended), has sent me a snap and I'm like "Oh goodie, a dick pic, here we go"..... But no it was a torso and face of a man that I had never seen before. He had a hairy chest, nice beard, great smile and was using a super cute filter. "Awe, cool." I thought. And then I noticed the small, shiny, yellow tiles behind him (you know the golden rod yellow ones from the 70's), and what appeared to be one of those metal shelves that stands above a toilet. I immediately recognized it as such because I have one in my own bathroom. My eyes squint and my brain said "Is he sitting on the fucking toilet?" So my question is, was he sitting there rubbing one out to my snaps or was he shitting and sending me cute snaps? Do men typically sit on the toilet and play with themselves? I am really confused. The bathroom can be a really sexy place. Like getting bent over the sink and getting pounded by your lover as you watch in the mirror, or using the shower head to get you off.... But this I did not find sexy. Toilets are not sexy, at least to me. I'm not going to lie, I am a bit repulsed, my stomach did lurch a bit. I am a poop-phobe (one of the many reasons why I don't have kids), some of the shits that come out of my own body sick me out. Please, for the love of what ever sky daddy you believe in, don't snap me from the toilet, ever.
