So I'm talking to a friend at work today and I kind of forget what we were talking about but I said something about how much I weigh and I'm like yeah I'm at 165 right now and he's no way, there is no way you're 165. At first I was all that's cool, dude thinks I'm like 150 or something, then he says man I'm 185 how the fuck are you only 165 your scale is fucked up. I'm like you dick, he was going the other way. Then he says something about me being 'husky' and shit. HUSKY!!!?? WTF!! I know I'm not near what I was in my teens and early 20's but damn. I was like, man for being gay you really don't know how to tell another boy what he wants to hear do ya. No more reach arounds for him at work!
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disdain:
bitch, please! if i wanted to skip class i wouldn't have been there in the first place. and i would have gone out for beer or something once we left.
disdain:
sorry. finals. work. no sleep. bitchy. you understand.