boom shackalacka,
the alligators have arrived so im on the home straight to update. today i am mostly vegging with october at home. in fact we've done nothing but eat and make dinosaurs for a very long time now.
it starts getting scary when you realise you know what the afternoon tv listings are off by heart and neighbours followed by cash in the attic doesnt seem like an all that bad alternative. oh scum and scourge of the earth with a potato.
we wanted to make trifle today but realised that after our stunning creation of chocolate "sponge cake" brownie last night, we had already put on 50 stone and were heading for an invite from trisha to be ridiculed by her pikey audience.
in retaliation for making her talk about leaves in her journal, i have to launch into a lengthy discription about sausages. hmm, could be an interesting one...
sausages are those things that are wrapped in pig skin and do not contain a nanosecond of meat, only blood, gristle and turd. you know, that sounds a little bit like a female member of the aristocracy. woo hoo i should go on brainteaser, which i hasten to add is on channel five at about 2.30 in the afternoon on weekdays
somebody save me from certain death by insanity.
the alligators have arrived so im on the home straight to update. today i am mostly vegging with october at home. in fact we've done nothing but eat and make dinosaurs for a very long time now.
it starts getting scary when you realise you know what the afternoon tv listings are off by heart and neighbours followed by cash in the attic doesnt seem like an all that bad alternative. oh scum and scourge of the earth with a potato.
we wanted to make trifle today but realised that after our stunning creation of chocolate "sponge cake" brownie last night, we had already put on 50 stone and were heading for an invite from trisha to be ridiculed by her pikey audience.
in retaliation for making her talk about leaves in her journal, i have to launch into a lengthy discription about sausages. hmm, could be an interesting one...
sausages are those things that are wrapped in pig skin and do not contain a nanosecond of meat, only blood, gristle and turd. you know, that sounds a little bit like a female member of the aristocracy. woo hoo i should go on brainteaser, which i hasten to add is on channel five at about 2.30 in the afternoon on weekdays
somebody save me from certain death by insanity.
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why do you have alligators?!