milesmarc

If I don't get a job soon I'll be forced to do something I haven't done in a while...stripping! Yes I was a stripper at one point in my life...I know you're saying "How is that possible? He's a fat boy!" Hey the ladies like a little extra cushion, not every woman wants a man with a ripped six-pack! Six-packs won't keep you warm in the winter! I know you're also asking "I wonder what's his stage name?"...Chocolate Thunder! And yes ladies I'm available for parties...no fellas please!!!! So book your dates now, my calendar fills quickly! Send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP.















I'm Bullshitting!!! Really I am...





but I will strip for you if the price is right...desperate times calls for desperate measures!