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Homework!

Feb 28, 2015
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This weeks @bloghomework is "Tell us your favorite lame joke(s)!"

Yesss! I'm absolutely terrible at telling jokes, I usually mess up the punch line or start laughing before I can finish. But jokes are awesome! And I feel like the younger generation doesn't really tell jokes like we do or our parents do. And jokes are great! I love laughing! Anyway, here's a few of my favorite lame jokes!

-What's brown and sticky?

.....a stick.

-Why can't ghosts have babies?

.....cause they have hallow weenies.

-I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog there....... It was shitzu. (Shit zoo)

-How do crabs get out of hospitals?

.....on crotches.

And there we have it! I hope I made you laugh a little! Have a great day!

Xoxo

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
aedile79:
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
Feb 28, 2015
aedile79:
A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint. What happened to the crew? They were marooned.
Feb 28, 2015

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