milena

5 things I like:
1. Hot and sour soup
2. Gravity bongs
3. My decorated lighter
4. Cherry 7up
5. Aidell's sausages

5 things I do not like:
1. Cleaning litter boxes
2. People trying to push their beliefs onto me
3. Bees
4. Dirty kitchens
5. My armpits

Tell me something I don't know about you.

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OOPS. I've never double posted a journal entry before.

6 LLLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG days to go until I get my fix. Ah, it'll be sweet!

7 days until the broomsticks fly again.

(That is the clue of the day by the way. It's a better one so someone should figure it out. Hopefully.)

My insides feel like they're about to burst out of my mouth. And my ass, but that's a whole different story.

Cherry 7up is yummy.

8 days left.

Need a clue? Okay - giant squid is the clue of the day.

* You know, there's nothing like a little crush to make you realize how much you care for that special someone. Try it sometime.

9 days to go.

The countdown has begun.

Only 10 days left.

Where oh where has my little drug dealer gone?

Sometimes when I sit on the stairs at my job my butt goes numb. When I stand up the numbness moves into the old and it tingles and feels oh so fabulous! I heart numb vaginas!


This is so sad. Farewell ole' chum! I'll miss you!

P.S. How the fuck do you pronounce the word "worcestershire?"...
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My kitty likes to fart. It stinks.