~update on yesterday's journal entry:~
I got in, found the place where the money is (maybe?) and of course, it's blocked in by this huge fucking metal thing that is too heavy for me to lift. I'm going to bring a boy and try it again tonight. So maybe tomorrow's entry will read something like this: "I'M RICH! Beeotch!"
I love Wednesdays. It's the day that we switch chores (I made a chore wheel cause I couldn't take being the fucking maid anymore) so my house is always SUPER clean and it's new South Park day.
I'm wearing my favorite jeans today. And my favorite black bra. Not my favorite shirt though cause I can't find it.
I know, it's sad. Cry for me Argentina.
One of my housemates takes 45 minute showers. And he's a boy. What boy spends almost an hour in the shower?! What can he even be doing in there?! I would have no problem with this except that he ALWAYS gets in the shower RIGHT when I have to go pee or take a shower to get ready for work. And our other bathroom is used by the 2 dirtiest boys in the whole world so their shower has mold all over the place and it's not even worth getting in cause I'd probably come out dirtier than when I got in. Also, I can't pee in their bathroom because they have fat asses that smear POOP all over the seat and then they don't clean it up. I AM NOT JOKING! There is shit all over the seat.
Today I am going to smoke some weed (I say fuck trying to conserve it, I'll sweet talk my friend into fronting me a bag before payday), rent something off pay-per-view (maybe One Hour Photo since it's been awhile), pretend to be mad at my boyfriend for a little bit, cook some pork chops, and be a lazy fucker. It's my last day off this week, I can afford to lounge around.
Question:
If you could be a Simpsons character, who would you be? Why?
I got in, found the place where the money is (maybe?) and of course, it's blocked in by this huge fucking metal thing that is too heavy for me to lift. I'm going to bring a boy and try it again tonight. So maybe tomorrow's entry will read something like this: "I'M RICH! Beeotch!"
I love Wednesdays. It's the day that we switch chores (I made a chore wheel cause I couldn't take being the fucking maid anymore) so my house is always SUPER clean and it's new South Park day.
I'm wearing my favorite jeans today. And my favorite black bra. Not my favorite shirt though cause I can't find it.
I know, it's sad. Cry for me Argentina.
One of my housemates takes 45 minute showers. And he's a boy. What boy spends almost an hour in the shower?! What can he even be doing in there?! I would have no problem with this except that he ALWAYS gets in the shower RIGHT when I have to go pee or take a shower to get ready for work. And our other bathroom is used by the 2 dirtiest boys in the whole world so their shower has mold all over the place and it's not even worth getting in cause I'd probably come out dirtier than when I got in. Also, I can't pee in their bathroom because they have fat asses that smear POOP all over the seat and then they don't clean it up. I AM NOT JOKING! There is shit all over the seat.
Today I am going to smoke some weed (I say fuck trying to conserve it, I'll sweet talk my friend into fronting me a bag before payday), rent something off pay-per-view (maybe One Hour Photo since it's been awhile), pretend to be mad at my boyfriend for a little bit, cook some pork chops, and be a lazy fucker. It's my last day off this week, I can afford to lounge around.
Question:
If you could be a Simpsons character, who would you be? Why?
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suburbanslave:
Thank u!!! What group is yours??
suburbanslave:
I did...Billy Ben applyed a few months back and got turned down so I applyed a couple of weeks ago, figured theyd figure out we want a group if more than one person applies!!! How long did it take for your group?