milena

rocket sawce, I checked every thing off on that list as I read it for my own personal self... as opposed to my shared self....

how about this:

I wait for people to ask me about bowel movements so I can get engaged in long conversations about my gastroentestinal problems.
I piss with the door open.
I once tried to piss standing up... got messy.
I once tried to piss in a urinal standing up... got messy and it was in front of other guys with cameras... moving on...
I like to belch but only if I can proudly say, oooo that one hit the rickter scale, yeah, don't know how to spell that fucker...
I like to go to cozy coffee houses and read aloud to my friends synonymns for gentalia, masturbation and sexual intercourse, of course.
I like to go to coffee houses with big window seats, sit in the window seats with a exaggerated plumber's crack, my ass to the outside, obviously, and catch the reactions as people walk by in the corner of my eye... they all try to hide it... and then I like to stay after watch outside as the employees pick straws over who has to clean the window I sat at.
aye me... life is good, no?


if that makes me a crappy gross little girl, then crap on
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