milena

I had 2 EXTREMELY weird dreams last night. Here's what I can remember from each:

The first dream was in Hawaii but we were at a hotel that was oddly similar to the Luxor in Las Vegas, not a pyramid shape but it looked like it inside. My boyfriend and I were there to get married. Tons of people we knew were there, even people we aren't friends with. Everyone crowded into a theater and I knew it was time for us to get married. I was carrying all these bags for some reason so I went to the bathroom and set them all down. Inside one of them was a bridesmaid dress that I have from being in my friend's wedding a couple years ago. I put it on and walked out into the theater. I couldn't find my boyfriend anywhere but when I looked on stage I saw a coffin. I looked around the room and everyone was wearing black and crying. The priest that was on stage started giving a sermon and it became apparent that my wedding had turned into a funeral. So I sat in the back alone in my "wedding" dress and watched everyone mourn. When people started getting up I went and grabbed my 5 million bags out of the bathroom and started walking down the hall. I finally found my boyfriend and I got really pissed cause he was flirting with this pretty blonde girl. I threw my bags down at the feet of this guy Shane and started running out of the hotel but there were all these line formers (like at the bank) so I was just zig zagging through them endlessly. I looked back and saw my boyfriend chasing me and that's all I remember. I believe I woke up then.

After I got back into bed from going pee another dream started. We were at the same hotel but instead of having a bunch of friends around every woman in my family was there. Something felt weird to me and I looked down and saw that I was hugely pregnant. I don't remember what happened between me realizing I was pregnant and actually having the baby, but all of a sudden I was in a room and I had a baby. As soon as I saw the baby they made me get up, get dressed and get out. All the woman in my family, my boyfriend and I all started walking around the hotel trying to find the restaurant. We found it but we had to climb a ladder to get to it and my belly was too big to allow me to climb up so my boyfriend and I just stood there arguing. Then my aunt came down, pulled down my shirt and put cheese cloth strips around my nipples. She said this would help the baby grab onto it better. Then after feeding the baby we went inside and some ladies grabbed me, pulled me into the bathroom, stripped me and put screws in my shoulder blades and nipples. Not regular screws though, they were the kind that look like a bow so they are easier to grip and turn. I got dressed again and when I came out of the bathroom everyone was running down the hall yelling at me to hurry. We got outside into the parking garage but in order to get to the car we had to climb a fence and I couldn't do it cause the screws in my back and nipples were turning and tightening and it hurt too much. I started crying and fell to the ground.

Then my alarm rang and I woke up. Sometimes it's really nice to be awake.