See the problem I have with thongs and G-strings is that sometimes they slide up the ole vagina crack, not just the butt crack. Then I end up picking my 
all day long. It's so frustrating!
My kitty has discovered cat nip. She's an addict now. She'll even roll around on the ground in the same spot I put the cat nip down on and she just howls and swats at things that aren't there. She's such a faker.
Today I made myself a garbage plate with TONS of onions and mustard!
Well, I'm going to go check out the boards, smoke a bowl, watch Seinfeld and then Sister, Sister (I know, it's terrible but I've been completely addicted to that show for like 5 years).
all day long. It's so frustrating!
My kitty has discovered cat nip. She's an addict now. She'll even roll around on the ground in the same spot I put the cat nip down on and she just howls and swats at things that aren't there. She's such a faker.
Today I made myself a garbage plate with TONS of onions and mustard!
Well, I'm going to go check out the boards, smoke a bowl, watch Seinfeld and then Sister, Sister (I know, it's terrible but I've been completely addicted to that show for like 5 years).
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It started out as something that ended up being on my tv... then I sat down and started getting into the plot...
actually, I have alot of dirty secrets
Lifetime original movies... it's a bonding thing for my dad and I...
the mullet that's in my user picture that I have up now....
I wore bathing suits everywhere, EVERYWHERE(to school even, yes) until I was eight and I never knew what a wedgie was until I was ten
one times I drove around past ontario lake, cause it's about two minutes from my house and started touching myself to the who's the boss theme because I had just found out that tony danza and I have the same birthday
the saddest part is
that's not a joke
aye me
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