HAPPY 4/20!!!!
I'll smoke a blunt for all of you! Well, maybe two if you ask real nice.
Wanna hear it again?
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HAPPY 4/20!!!!
I'll smoke a blunt for all of you! Well, maybe two if you ask real nice.
Wanna hear it again?
I have 8 stitches in my leg. Well, I think it's 8, I can't really see them good enough to count them. Here's the story:
I went to try to get that money again last night and I had to pull out all these metal things to get to where I think it is. Right after I pulled out a bunch of shit I noticed...
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I went to try to get that money again last night and I had to pull out all these metal things to get to where I think it is. Right after I pulled out a bunch of shit I noticed...
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tarbaby:
hey chiquita~how's the leg today?
stickyrice:
Yipes! What I miss when I stay away a day. I hope you're healing, feeling better. Is there some moral here about seeking ill-gotten gains, where they've been hid?
(If not, there's a moral about jumping on metal spikes ... )
(If not, there's a moral about jumping on metal spikes ... )
Last night I had a dream that I've had a few times before.
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gentlefemm:
I have alot of reacuring dreams too...One is really weird to long to tell...I am seriously thinking about the chore list thing....tired of cleaning STUPID CHILI bowls that could be cleaned after he uses them...BUT NOOOOOO he has to wait FIVE FUCKING DAYS before he takes it out of HIS ROOM! Sorry about that ( hehehe)
Gentle
Gentle
pirateking8:
Thats an iteresting dream I've had the same one before also...
But I didn't know hamsters could do that....(laughing)
-ELVIS-
But I didn't know hamsters could do that....(laughing)
-ELVIS-
I'm good at making lists.
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ebin:
I am Lloyd Dobler incarnate.......
nala, nala, nala, nala, nala.......
nala, nala, nala, nala, nala.......
keith:
Thanks! 
You need to update your journal. 
You need to update your journal. ~update on yesterday's journal entry:~
I got in, found the place where the money is (maybe?) and of course, it's blocked in by this huge fucking metal thing that is too heavy for me to lift. I'm going to bring a boy and try it again tonight. So maybe tomorrow's entry will read something like this: "I'M RICH! Beeotch!"
I love Wednesdays. It's the day...
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I got in, found the place where the money is (maybe?) and of course, it's blocked in by this huge fucking metal thing that is too heavy for me to lift. I'm going to bring a boy and try it again tonight. So maybe tomorrow's entry will read something like this: "I'M RICH! Beeotch!"
I love Wednesdays. It's the day...
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suburbanslave:
Thank u!!! What group is yours??
suburbanslave:
I did...Billy Ben applyed a few months back and got turned down so I applyed a couple of weeks ago, figured theyd figure out we want a group if more than one person applies!!! How long did it take for your group?
Nothing to say, nothing to say.
I'm bored. Tired. Horny. I have pot but I'm not supposed to smoke it cause we are conserving.
I hate my car for sucking up all my money.
Went and watched my guy get a tattoo today. It really made me realize that I need to get my ass movin' and get one. Sheesh, it's been a whole 3...
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I'm bored. Tired. Horny. I have pot but I'm not supposed to smoke it cause we are conserving.
I hate my car for sucking up all my money.
Went and watched my guy get a tattoo today. It really made me realize that I need to get my ass movin' and get one. Sheesh, it's been a whole 3...
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gentlefemm:
Go get a tattoo girl. I don't know if you know about anyone who is in the Soprano's but one of the actresses got some of her work done there. 
I LOVE THE SOPRANO'S I hear you about the horny part! I haven't smoked weed in sooooo long...I have forgotten what it tastes like LMAO! My peice is going to start tomorrow will post pic of finished fairy might get dragon too!
gentle
I LOVE THE SOPRANO'S I hear you about the horny part! I haven't smoked weed in sooooo long...I have forgotten what it tastes like LMAO! My peice is going to start tomorrow will post pic of finished fairy might get dragon too!
gentle
jomropgame:
it was actually just regular popcorn
but yes, kettle corn is good stuff
i cant say ive ever tried yeast popcorn...sounds interesting
but yes, kettle corn is good stuff
i cant say ive ever tried yeast popcorn...sounds interesting
Fingers glide gently up the curves of my body, sending chills down my spine. They come to a stop at the gentle slope of my bosom. Lips move down to meet them and caress the tender flesh beneath. My nipples stand erect as a tongue moves in circles around them. My body quivers as the excitement builds inside me. Every inch of my body is...
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minsc_and_boo:
wanna have a quickie?
stickyrice:
I like that! Now I want to know what happened before and after.
I had an insane night last night! I got to ride in the back of a police car and a bunch of people thought I was getting arrested so at least it was a little funny. The rest of the night was pretty much crap.
I'm feeling the urge to get some more tattoo work done. I need to finish off my arms and back...
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I'm feeling the urge to get some more tattoo work done. I need to finish off my arms and back...
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stickyrice:
That first paragraph is hilarious. I've had an entire, otherwise-dull nights built around something like that, too.
For the tattoo, I vote for "Gift," since it's Halloweeny in a pleasing way.
Die for someone else: don't know for sure, since the situation hasn't arisen. I haven't been tested, and I do like bein' alive. But I'd probably die for my kid.
For the tattoo, I vote for "Gift," since it's Halloweeny in a pleasing way.
Die for someone else: don't know for sure, since the situation hasn't arisen. I haven't been tested, and I do like bein' alive. But I'd probably die for my kid.
So today I was taking the usual morning shit and I decided that it was going to be a long one so I brought my computer in with me. Well, it turned out to be a short one but I couldn't put the computer down (I was enthralled (sp?) by the Current Events board) and I ended up sitting there for so long that my...
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pirateking8:
"GIMMEE SOME SUGAR BABY "IM BACK FROM THE DEAD WELL DONT GET TO EXCITED....
frank_castle:
Do you like the the band Stabbing Westward, and if no you are a big meanie head, and about the five songs you hate, Godsamck - I Stand Alone(S King), Nelly -Hot In Herre(take of your clothes song), and i like godsmack so there, Whatever is on of my favorite songs, but i like Stabbing westward more if you don't like them shame on you
Movies, movies, movies. I watch SSSSOOOO many movies. Just watched Friday After Next, it was pretty funny. The little ball squeezing pimp was hilarious! Now I'm gonna watch Igby Goes Down. Hope it's good.
It's absolutely lovely outside today. It has been this way for some time now. Yay, finally summer's back!
Here are 5 things you probably don't know about me:
1 - Sometimes...
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It's absolutely lovely outside today. It has been this way for some time now. Yay, finally summer's back!
Here are 5 things you probably don't know about me:
1 - Sometimes...
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drnecessitor:
Bong hits + cheesecake = nirvana
gentlefemm:
Yummmmmm CHEESECAKE! My fav! I am think about going to True Art heard they had goor artist there. They are going to have to have it drawn up I am not an artist at all. but I know what I want her to look like. I have lived in 4 differant states. and been to three differant countrys
Gentle
GentleI feel like I have nothing good to say today so here is a link to some art that I really love. Enter the site and go to the gallery. Trust me, this is some cute shit.
Lisa Petrucci's website
Oh yes, time to take some bong hits.
Lisa Petrucci's website
Oh yes, time to take some bong hits.
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razor13:
i am all conflicted that you weren't impressed, i will learn to accept my unimpressiveness, but not wiuthout changing my whole live around so i will be percieved as more impressive next time, i don't know what i'm goin' on about, i'm stoned, plain and simple....
minsc_and_boo:
i have decided to be nicer to you before you end up hating me
Hey guess what?
I like to pick my nose.
I like to fart.
I like to burp without saying "Excuse me."
Sometimes I pick my butt when my underwear slides up there.
Sometimes I bite my toenails. That's right. My toenails.
I like to spit.
Does that make me a crappy gross little girl?
I don't think so. I think it makes me cool.
I like to pick my nose.
I like to fart.
I like to burp without saying "Excuse me."
Sometimes I pick my butt when my underwear slides up there.
Sometimes I bite my toenails. That's right. My toenails.
I like to spit.
Does that make me a crappy gross little girl?
I don't think so. I think it makes me cool.
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hellzaphat:
means you're audacious.
zaftigg:
rocket sawce, I checked every thing off on that list as I read it for my own personal self... as opposed to my shared self....
how about this:
I wait for people to ask me about bowel movements so I can get engaged in long conversations about my gastroentestinal problems.
I piss with the door open.
I once tried to piss standing up... got messy.
I once tried to piss in a urinal standing up... got messy and it was in front of other guys with cameras... moving on...
I like to belch but only if I can proudly say, oooo that one hit the rickter scale, yeah, don't know how to spell that fucker...
I like to go to cozy coffee houses and read aloud to my friends synonymns for gentalia, masturbation and sexual intercourse, of course.
I like to go to coffee houses with big window seats, sit in the window seats with a exaggerated plumber's crack, my ass to the outside, obviously, and catch the reactions as people walk by in the corner of my eye... they all try to hide it... and then I like to stay after watch outside as the employees pick straws over who has to clean the window I sat at.
aye me... life is good, no?
if that makes me a crappy gross little girl, then crap on
cl0ck
how about this:
I wait for people to ask me about bowel movements so I can get engaged in long conversations about my gastroentestinal problems.
I piss with the door open.
I once tried to piss standing up... got messy.
I once tried to piss in a urinal standing up... got messy and it was in front of other guys with cameras... moving on...
I like to belch but only if I can proudly say, oooo that one hit the rickter scale, yeah, don't know how to spell that fucker...
I like to go to cozy coffee houses and read aloud to my friends synonymns for gentalia, masturbation and sexual intercourse, of course.
I like to go to coffee houses with big window seats, sit in the window seats with a exaggerated plumber's crack, my ass to the outside, obviously, and catch the reactions as people walk by in the corner of my eye... they all try to hide it... and then I like to stay after watch outside as the employees pick straws over who has to clean the window I sat at.
aye me... life is good, no?
if that makes me a crappy gross little girl, then crap on
cl0ck
-ELVIS-