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Thursday Jun 19, 2003

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Well, I had a rather odd day.

Inventory is coming up for my bookstore and I had to count thousands of books today. It is something i normally consider a meditative experience, yet today was a little different. All the books i had to count were in boxes hidden underneath this large metal shelf and behind a huge box of books (about 5' by 5' by 5'). So I was crouched down sort of like a hunch-back while my count reached into the thousands. I eventually started bening my knees trying to vary my stances, but in the end it just sucked.

On top of that just as I was finishing up my last box in the warehouse, I turned around to find a familiar face behind me. This rather deformed,short 5'4", and scarred man with hearing aids (thats right hes a mutant) was in the back of the store, big problem for me. I had confronted this man before for playing with himself in our childrens books section. The first time he ran out of the store and almost hit people with his car trying to get away.
I was so blown away to see him again that i didn't kno what to do. So I chased him out of the warehouse. He pretended not to be able to talk. The first time i saw this retard mutant i talked to him so i know he was pulling something. I went to find someone who had the authority to get rid of this guy and he bolted.
This story has a sad end. Right after he left a young mother and her daughter came to tell me and a couple other employees that a short little man had just flashed them! GAH!!! I was so pissed off.
To wrap this up the police came and I talked to them and they told me to detain him the next time I saw him and to be carefull because he would probably try to bite me!! WTF? And then call the cops. Then he told me that first I should try to talk to him, next i should try to hold him there, and then if all else fails to knock him out!! I feel like i've been deputized!
Hopefully this all ends well I don't want any kids getting hurt.
Wow long one
skull

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