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Tuesday Feb 17, 2004

Feb 17, 2004
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so todays lesson. no matter how nice you are feeling. If you want to donate to the salvation army in one of those big dumpsters.. don't keep your keys in your throwing hand. Because (as I learned today) your keys will go up and slide down the stupid ramp part that keeps you from stealing clothes out of the dumpster. Why am I so dumb???
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fenchurch:
Tomorrow's episode of Comical Salvation Army Misunderstandings:

Kindly Old Woman: Oh my god!! Some generous soul donated a car!
Mike: Uhh--umm---I---
Kindly Old Woman: Now we can pay for little Jessica's operation!
Mike: I have no car.
Feb 19, 2004
delilahb:
I think I would shit my pants if I walked in on someone masturbating. I would be scarred for life.
Feb 20, 2004

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