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you know what?? I am going to invest my retirement in alcohol selling companys. You know why? Because so many people are morons that cause me to drink. I am finally going to profit off of fucked up annoying people. agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Oh and I hate people named steve too!! screw you steves!!!
mad mad mad
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OK, alright, so what have we learned today folks? Well mikey learned that sometimes being honest is the best way to piss someone off. I work with a 400lb woman who can't get up. I was fine with this.. I covered for her and helped her answer the phone and teach. Now I had to talk to the principle because she wasn't even trying to...
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fenchurch:
Hmm...I guess being on S.G. would be similar to being a stripper...
lydia:
@_@
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I think I am gonna save the world now. I have been trying for a few years now (actually like 12) but I think I found a way to really save it. Just wanted you to know so when I am famous you remember I told you what I would do.
On an unrelated note I have decided to give up ben and jerrys for...
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fenchurch:
Definitely Christian.

We Jews don't believe in deprivation.

We believe in going wild, as long as it doesn't involve mixing milk and meat. Oh, and taking over the media.
anouck:
"Did you work on your look with your eyes??"....
what does this mean??
confused expalin please!! hehe
hey have you ever done clonazapam??
now there's an amzing prescription drug! it's hard to get prescribed, but it works almost instantly, like 20 minutes , so if you feel a panic attack comin gon, or ya gotta do something yucky, just pop a clonazepam, VERY addicting, obviously surreal
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I think that people hear are much nicer than the rest of the world. I am not sure if it is just that we only "see" each other in very small doses, or if the people on here have been treated poorly or if they just like being kind and warm hearted. Any way you figure it I like being here and really don't mind...
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delilahb:
a witch? do you eat young children too?
delilahb:
mmm....Mexicans.

did you get my email?
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I don't think
I'll find the love I want
the love I'm surching for
in this machine world
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Well I might be entering my last journal..err. entry. I am getting rid of my server and I am not sure when I will be back on. I hope all of you guys are having a great time, and I will look forward to talking with you soon.
Later tater
and see you next week left bum cheek!
mikey
surreal surreal surreal
miss_magenta:
boo! frown


i will miss you.
delilahb:
what?! you're going to be gone? NO!!!!!
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so todays lesson. no matter how nice you are feeling. If you want to donate to the salvation army in one of those big dumpsters.. don't keep your keys in your throwing hand. Because (as I learned today) your keys will go up and slide down the stupid ramp part that keeps you from stealing clothes out of the dumpster. Why am I so...
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fenchurch:
Tomorrow's episode of Comical Salvation Army Misunderstandings:

Kindly Old Woman: Oh my god!! Some generous soul donated a car!
Mike: Uhh--umm---I---
Kindly Old Woman: Now we can pay for little Jessica's operation!
Mike: I have no car.
delilahb:
I think I would shit my pants if I walked in on someone masturbating. I would be scarred for life.
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Thank you to fenchurch who has absolutely made my day (your wedding ring is in the mail) and other than that I am just studying alot of Micro..still.. well when I am not logging on to avoid it, And bye the way nurse sugar BITE ME FUZZY WHITE BUTT! (I mean this in the nicest way you can mean it to a dirty dirty yankees...
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fenchurch:
Hmm...I'm all right on kidneys...but I could use a spleen...
fenchurch:
90% of my celebrity crushes are animated.
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Ok so someone on here listed slaughter house 5 as one of there favorite books so i went out and got it. (trippy and a bit strange but cool too) but now I can't remember who told me about it. grrrrr. I was going into work today for 4 am (just for a bit of the old spending money) I woke up at 4am exactly...
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fenchurch:
Hi!


P.S. Check out my pics, (http://suicidegirls.com/members/Fenchurch/pics/) there's a boob there for you. In case the boobs that 235 Suicide Girls are always willing to show you aren't enough! And at an average of 100 pictures a girl, that's like 200 boobs times 235 S.G.s....that's....a ton of boobs. And here's mine. Feel better!
nursesugar:
Dude I love microbiology. I actually love ANY kinds of infectious diseases. Isn't that sick and twisted!? LMAO... My big paper for micro in nursing school was on Ebola.... I love hemorrhagic fevers, they're the best! Marburg, Lhassa... ahhhhh, liquified organs. Bye bye epithelial tissue, hello organ soup!

OH! BTW! How about A-Rod! HAHAHAHA Whose curse is WORSE, baby! YEEEEAHHHHHHHH!

[Edited on Feb 15, 2004 10:55AM]
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I am going to pay for my trip to florida right now. WOOHOO! Iam going for spring break to disney!!? Ok not exactly the party center .. but still pretty cool to9 me!!
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does anyone else think apnea looks like heather from the blaire witch?
delilahb:
wow, I feel very special now. Inspiration is a really special thing, I believe. Thank you. Thanks a lot.

So what are you going to do in Florida?
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I am so sick of school. I at least need to get away for a few weeks. Anyone wanna go to disneyland?
??
no really? wanna?