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mikael

is where I've never been

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Friday Jul 08, 2005

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I just had my first Safeway home delivery. I feel like I'm an official city-dweller. True, Safeway is only ten blocks away, but dammit, it was SO nice not having to battle morbidly obsese mothers with screaming ill-bahaved brats just to get some oj, beer, and triscuits! Ok, lots more than that, but you get my gist. Plus, this delivery was FREE. And it only costs $5-8 from here on out. Totally worth it to my easily annoyed, lazy, agoraphobic ass. Not to mention I didn't have to drive around for a half hour to find a damn parking spot near my apartment. All in all, I saved myself at least two hours of my life by avoiding today's grocery ordeal. PLUS the Safeway website will keep records of everything I purchased to make future orders even faster and easier. How sweet is that shit?

Maybe my suburban ass has just stumbled upon a service that most city dwellers take for granted, but I fucking love it!

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codemonkeym:
Decadent bourgeoisie! biggrin
Jul 8, 2005
bankerboy:
I take it as an opportunity to people (women) watch! tongue
Jul 8, 2005

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