MORE FUCKING SNOW!!!!!
Ok, I won't kill myself like I promised. I know some of you are disappointed. I will, however, take a gigantic virtual dump on the fucking mitten on which I live, then cleanse my ass in the bidet to either side of it. Cold bidet, yes, which might be why I'm so goddam bitter.
That and the goddam drummer of my band bailed on us tonight. Noone wants to drive in the snow to the show, true, but dammit! It would have been fun at least! And we would have scored at least ONE free drink out of it. BAH. AND we would have been able to flirt with sexy Radio bartender. That puts a whole other poop on deck.
It's a whiskey-night tonight. Who wants to join me?
Ok, I won't kill myself like I promised. I know some of you are disappointed. I will, however, take a gigantic virtual dump on the fucking mitten on which I live, then cleanse my ass in the bidet to either side of it. Cold bidet, yes, which might be why I'm so goddam bitter.
That and the goddam drummer of my band bailed on us tonight. Noone wants to drive in the snow to the show, true, but dammit! It would have been fun at least! And we would have scored at least ONE free drink out of it. BAH. AND we would have been able to flirt with sexy Radio bartender. That puts a whole other poop on deck.
It's a whiskey-night tonight. Who wants to join me?
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les:
hi and hello.
les:
oh yeah, I know something you don't!! 